warehouse | 321 Points | Submitted 2013-06-19 23:48:18
I don't know if this is a troll so benefit of the doubt: it's supposed to be "we're all mad here". (thus the comment about "where" being mispelled)
warehouse | 432 Points | Submitted 2013-06-07 16:31:15
"Take Me" "No Me" " I Fuck Putin"
warehouse | 543 Points | Submitted 2013-06-03 00:12:36
Middle column, last one down makes up for it imo. Just sayin'...
warehouse | 210 Points | Submitted 2013-05-31 00:19:23
True, the French spelling took over, at least I didn't put the accent because that would have been a disaster. By the way, thanks for the down votes, they are just there to prove my point. The joke is only funny when it's about other people, minorities. BUT, there is hope: with all your lack of argumentation you might become decent spellers at some point. Being such a young country, there is still time to teach the "new dog, new tricks"... Good boy.
warehouse | -3-4-5 Points | Submitted 2013-05-30 00:22:24
Well the fact that Americans are stupid also has international relevance... I mean 40% (no exagerations) of the U.S. population still believe that the planet is less than 10 000 years old. If you want a joke that's it right there, and that's not historical, that's the present... Right now, 40% of Americans are convinced that humans lived at the same time as dinosaurs, or better yet, that there were no dinosaurs. Want to know something else: Darwin award = U.S.A, 16 and pregnant = U.S.A, Kardashians and Paris Hilton = U.S.A, "IS France in Paris?" = U.S.A., "Do they have T.V. in France?"= U.S.A., "How many angles does a TRIangle have? uh, i dunno" = U.S.A, YOLO = U.S.A., lil wayne, justin beiber etc... = U.S.A. When it comes to mocking France it's really funny, but when truths are said about the U.S. everyone get all butthurt : "Take a joke man." And then you dare complain about double standards? seriously?
warehouse | -2-3-4 Points | Submitted 2013-05-29 15:35:40
I was about to retaliate on these remarks, but then I realized Americans have their heads too far up their asses to know any better anyway. Sorry for you guys.
warehouse | 210 Points | Submitted 2013-05-28 18:30:02
history lesson: general petain requsitionned all the Paris taxis to drive to the front and successfully push back the Germans in the first world war who would otherwise have taken over Paris. He is also the inventor of the Phrase "They shall not pass!" Remind you of anyone? Okay so he did colaborate with the Nazis in the second world war. You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain right?
warehouse | 210 Points | Submitted 2013-05-26 00:23:19
Wait... did I get trolled again?! First nixie, now you. Man i suck!
warehouse | 1098 Points | Submitted 2013-05-26 00:04:44
basically: the cold war portrayed through a farm. Pigs being the communist leaders.
warehouse | 543 Points | Submitted 2013-05-23 18:39:03
Well thanks... now i feel really stupid, my self-esteem is at an all time low because of you, I was going to propose to my girlfriend and make her a baby but i'm not fit to raise children or be a good husband... plus i don't have a girlfriend and i do live in a warehouse with no windows. You're a bad person. Meanie :(
warehouse | 0-1-2 Points | Submitted 2013-05-23 13:16:03
That's probably a whole year of seasonnal change. I don't know of any tree that can grow so many leaves and then lose them all in such a short period of time. If i knew something about astrology i could have spoken about the position of the sun, but the trees will have to do...
warehouse | 201918 Points | Submitted 2013-05-09 03:51:30
In porn, they do.
warehouse | 765 Points | Submitted 2013-05-06 22:21:22
What really got me there is the "She's claiming self-defense"
warehouse | 543 Points | Submitted 2013-04-23 22:03:34
i know nothing about Canada but my impressions of Canadians I get is that they've probably never had to legalize it because it was never illegal.
warehouse | 321 Points | Submitted 2013-04-23 21:50:48 (Edited)
As a french dude i feel it's my duty...
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warehouse | 543 Points | Submitted 2013-04-23 21:48:18
Alex Vega, in Machete kills... (10 sec wikipedia search)
warehouse | 543 Points | Submitted 2013-04-07 15:27:44
Every sex ed class I've ever had came up with the same final "moral of the story" which is to never do what you don't want to do or don't feel comfortable doing during sex. It's not being selfish, it's not being a "pussy", it's self-respect.
warehouse | 10-1 Points | Submitted 2013-04-06 23:59:18
It's actually quite simple: girls like cock, guys don't (even if it's their own). Speaking from a heterosexual point of view of course.
warehouse | 10-1 Points | Submitted 2013-04-06 21:10:43
I didn't express myself clearly. I meant as long as you don't finish in her mouth, it's alright. If she wants to kiss me after, I'll do it, I would just rather not.
warehouse | -2-3-4 Points | Submitted 2013-04-06 20:38:09
I guess it's ok if she doesn't swallow... Cum breath is worst than tabaco breath. (I know double standards)
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