theabsolutezer0 | 765 Points | Submitted 2012-03-06 14:38:59
To be fair, girls have been making that face for years. Usually when my dick is nearby.
theabsolutezer0 | -1-2-3 Points | Submitted 2012-03-04 22:13:45
theabsolutezer0 | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-03-03 17:23:04
Also how you trick cocaine into not giving you heart failure.
theabsolutezer0 | 432 Points | Submitted 2012-03-03 00:23:33
Not sure if there was supposed to be commas in there or not.
theabsolutezer0 | 1098 Points | Submitted 2012-03-03 00:17:16
James and Ozzy - Can you believe we have to pose for this stupid picture?
Fred - Maybe if I stare at James intently, Marilyn won't notice my junk against his leg.
Marilyn - Me Gusta.
theabsolutezer0 | 321 Points | Submitted 2012-03-02 23:57:33
More annoying: http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2009/03/funny-pictures-cat-fixes-your-blinds.jpg
theabsolutezer0 | 1098 Points | Submitted 2012-03-02 23:52:22
I was wondering what happened to my black lego man.
theabsolutezer0 | 654 Points | Submitted 2012-03-02 23:41:32
I imagine that the people who created these products feel like the caveman who discovered fire and gave it to the rest of his clan. Just stand back and snicker as they burn themselves over and over again.
theabsolutezer0 | 876 Points | Submitted 2012-02-29 02:01:37
Actually that's a urine drainage bag; colostomy bags are attached to the abdomen and fecal matter is deposited via a hole (stoma) in the colon.
theabsolutezer0 | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-02-29 01:49:52
You can, however, get them to crap in the toilet.
theabsolutezer0 | 543 Points | Submitted 2012-02-28 16:18:16
Was that a mom troll?
theabsolutezer0 | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-02-28 16:13:01
She used to take arrows to the knee, but then she became Dragon-born!
theabsolutezer0 | 543 Points | Submitted 2012-02-28 13:29:59
That's a definite win.
theabsolutezer0 | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-02-28 04:11:49
Sounds legit. http://www.lolbrary.com/post/13792/best-college-course-ever/
theabsolutezer0 | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-02-28 04:08:30
Is it the smoking that makes her stronger, or the obesity?
theabsolutezer0 | 432 Points | Submitted 2012-02-28 04:06:52
My Chrome just crashed in outrage. Just kidding, that never happens.
theabsolutezer0 | 321 Points | Submitted 2012-02-25 23:58:38
It looks more like the three stooges all tried to park at once.
theabsolutezer0 | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-02-25 23:26:55
Notice how all the other prices are for single drinks?
theabsolutezer0 | 876 Points | Submitted 2012-02-25 20:13:43
That's beside the point. There's NO WAY they would pay 6.29 a pound.
theabsolutezer0 | -1-2-3 Points | Submitted 2012-02-25 19:54:25
Yeah but to be fair, the other half are gay.
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