Comments by theabsolutezer0
To be fair, girls have been making that face for years. Usually when my dick is nearby.
Those Tricky Turtles!
theabsolutezer0 | -1-2-3 Points | Submitted 2012-03-04 17:13:45
Wear*
Words of Wisdom
theabsolutezer0 | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-03-03 12:23:04
Also how you trick cocaine into not giving you heart failure.
If you don't love irish girls...
theabsolutezer0 | 432 Points | Submitted 2012-03-02 19:23:33
Not sure if there was supposed to be commas in there or not.
Epic ..
theabsolutezer0 | 1098 Points | Submitted 2012-03-02 19:17:16
James and Ozzy - Can you believe we have to pose for this stupid picture? Fred - Maybe if I stare at James intently, Marilyn won't notice my junk against his leg. Marilyn - Me Gusta.
The most annoying thing cats do
theabsolutezer0 | 321 Points | Submitted 2012-03-02 18:57:33
Nice hat bro
theabsolutezer0 | 987 Points | Submitted 2012-03-02 18:52:22
I was wondering what happened to my black lego man.
Autocorrect
theabsolutezer0 | 654 Points | Submitted 2012-03-02 18:41:32
I imagine that the people who created these products feel like the caveman who discovered fire and gave it to the rest of his clan. Just stand back and snicker as they burn themselves over and over again.
It seemed like a good day for shorts.
theabsolutezer0 | 876 Points | Submitted 2012-02-28 21:01:37
Actually that's a urine drainage bag; colostomy bags are attached to the abdomen and fecal matter is deposited via a hole (stoma) in the colon.
Walking the cat
theabsolutezer0 | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-02-28 20:49:52
You can, however, get them to crap in the toilet.
Ok ill just ask your sister....
theabsolutezer0 | 543 Points | Submitted 2012-02-28 11:18:16
Was that a mom troll?
Skyrim Cosplay
theabsolutezer0 | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-02-28 11:13:01
She used to take arrows to the knee, but then she became Dragon-born!
More like Lawnmower Win
theabsolutezer0 | 321 Points | Submitted 2012-02-28 08:29:59
That's a definite win.
20 GB for studies... suuuuuure....
theabsolutezer0 | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-02-27 23:11:49
Why are people so mean?
theabsolutezer0 | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-02-27 23:08:30
Is it the smoking that makes her stronger, or the obesity?
Accidentally Clicking Internet Explorer
theabsolutezer0 | 432 Points | Submitted 2012-02-27 23:06:52
My Chrome just crashed in outrage. Just kidding, that never happens.
Compact Parking Only
theabsolutezer0 | 321 Points | Submitted 2012-02-25 18:58:38
It looks more like the three stooges all tried to park at once.
Nothing is getting damn expensive these days
theabsolutezer0 | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-02-25 18:26:55
Notice how all the other prices are for single drinks?
On Sale for Chanukah?
theabsolutezer0 | 876 Points | Submitted 2012-02-25 15:13:43
That's beside the point. There's NO WAY they would pay 6.29 a pound.
BURN!!!
theabsolutezer0 | -1-2-3 Points | Submitted 2012-02-25 14:54:25
Yeah but to be fair, the other half are gay.
Frogface, the new duckface?
theabsolutezer0 | 765 Points | Submitted 2012-03-06 09:38:59