Comments by pvtvito
FINALLY! Someone wants to fuck me.
This one goes out to all my teachers
pvtvito | 210 Points | Submitted 2013-05-23 17:28:25
My teacher told me that Wikipedia is all false info and we couldn't use it for our projects. After I got 100 on the project she told me to tell the class where I got the info. Her face was priceless as I said Wikipedia.
many ways to say mother*****r?
pvtvito | 321 Points | Submitted 2013-05-23 14:44:58
THE BEES KNEES MOTHERFUCKER
I can't believe someone actually fell for this.
pvtvito | 210 Points | Submitted 2013-05-23 07:21:04
I have this on a shirt it's hilarious to see people try it.
many ways to say mother*****r?
pvtvito | 321 Points | Submitted 2013-05-23 07:18:04
GOTTA SNEEZE MOTHTERFUCKER
Epic Batman to Batman convo
pvtvito | 210 Points | Submitted 2013-05-23 07:14:57
What about Meadock god of reposts?
The best part about your comment is how effectively it matches the one right above it.
R0tmaster?
pvtvito | 210 Points | Submitted 2013-05-16 07:01:19
If I were a dog I would be eating my puke and not knowing how to poop inside.
RBJ pretty much does what he wants.
pvtvito | 654 Points | Submitted 2013-05-15 15:05:44
If I am ever a thousandth of the man he is my life will be complete
ROTMASTER FOR PRESIDENT!
pvtvito | 321 Points | Submitted 2013-05-15 06:58:41
I'll vote only if you try to get other cats in the office.
He's already helping
pvtvito | 321 Points | Submitted 2013-05-15 06:51:21
Does that say to kill yourself with a pastry? Like the food?
My life is a lie!
pvtvito | 210 Points | Submitted 2013-05-14 22:00:07
I told my history teacher this one time when she tried to hold the class for a few kids talking. She just looked at me and told me to shut up
This man just won hunting.
pvtvito | 987 Points | Submitted 2013-05-14 15:06:55
What's your excuse?
pvtvito | 321 Points | Submitted 2013-05-12 08:29:59
Blimey! Sorry I'm late guv'nha, Mayor McCheese spin-kicked me in the collar bone.
Any time I do something active.
pvtvito | 210 Points | Submitted 2013-05-12 08:25:40
That was basically my gym teacher whenever we played soccer "Oh he fell down away from everyone else? Clearly it was a foul."
MOTHA FUCKING INTERNET. Done...
pvtvito | 432 Points | Submitted 2013-05-12 08:20:52
"You," I finally said, "have way too much time on your hands."
pvtvito | 210 Points | Submitted 2013-05-11 09:09:16
Artyom was sure he would be cross-examined as soon as he got home.
And it takes a long time to level up..
pvtvito | 321 Points | Submitted 2013-05-11 08:51:15
My dialogue options never pop up.
Having a shitty week.
pvtvito | 210 Points | Submitted 2013-05-23 19:45:31