Comments by ihavetwoshoes
Not far enough.
The Fart
ihavetwoshoes | 765 Points | Submitted 2012-05-24 12:20:46
?
It's blood.
Whenever I Try to Impress the Ladies...
ihavetwoshoes | 321 Points | Submitted 2012-05-24 12:07:27
I feel so bad for him. So awkward.
What Not to Say to a Police Officer
ihavetwoshoes | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-05-23 14:29:21
I was wondering the same. Assuming they have a license for that gun, I don't see the problem either.
Why men should write advice columns
ihavetwoshoes | 654 Points | Submitted 2012-05-23 14:08:14
Freaking noob. Just call AAA.
No surprise there..
ihavetwoshoes | 321 Points | Submitted 2012-05-23 14:01:29
Good thing I'm not human.
The Republicans warned us.
ihavetwoshoes | 10-1 Points | Submitted 2012-05-23 13:40:29 (Edited)
We don't care for animal consent concerning any other issue, why should we start now?
The republicans were clearly on to something because if the idea of gay marriage was never put into her head, she would of never done this!? Oh wait looks at date of article
How to make the world's best sandwich
ihavetwoshoes | -1-2-3 Points | Submitted 2012-05-23 13:12:26
So disgusting.
What Not to Say to a Police Officer
ihavetwoshoes | 321 Points | Submitted 2012-05-23 12:11:55
You're...
Line eight.
Sidenote: The only one I really find funny is the last one.
Perfect Form!
ihavetwoshoes | 987 Points | Submitted 2012-05-23 12:05:00 (Edited)
Hahahaha, original!
A Really Cute Story
ihavetwoshoes | 432 Points | Submitted 2012-05-23 12:03:23
Repost.
One-Handed Shotgun
ihavetwoshoes | 321 Points | Submitted 2012-05-23 11:57:27
Irony, lawl.
Surprise!
ihavetwoshoes | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-05-21 13:48:31 (Edited)
Turn the computer to an angle and you'll see it.
Or you can just backup a little bit.
No McDonald for u
ihavetwoshoes | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-05-18 14:13:23
Reply to my own post : I totally acknowledge that the response was so random but it's still nothing to joke about. If you think a random post justifies that, I don't know what is wrong with you.
No surprise there..
ihavetwoshoes | 432 Points | Submitted 2012-05-18 13:52:23
It annoys me when people hate on him. I don't like any of his music but It just portrays a sense of jealousy to me when people hate on him for basically no significant reason.
No McDonald for u
ihavetwoshoes | -2-3-4 Points | Submitted 2012-05-17 12:08:27
The problem could arguably be insensitive assholes.
Their dad dying is nothing to "lightheartedly" joke about and if you think it is, you're a terrible person with a lack of empathy clearly.
Caught in the Act
ihavetwoshoes | 432 Points | Submitted 2012-05-16 12:17:46
Yes caught, but caught doing what?
Dear Facebook
ihavetwoshoes | 543 Points | Submitted 2012-05-16 12:16:50
They can move to other alternative social networks, stripping facebooks of it's users and thus causing facebook to lose stockholders and businesses that wish to advertise on their website.
But unfortunately that would require mass organization among the users which means it won't happen until facebooks loses it's popularity.
Animal Photobomb Comp
ihavetwoshoes | 10-1 Points | Submitted 2012-05-16 12:15:03
Really?
You all know where this is headed
ihavetwoshoes | 321 Points | Submitted 2012-05-16 12:00:34
Intentional pun in the title? lol?

Went a little too far on this one
ihavetwoshoes | 11109 Points | Submitted 2012-07-18 16:41:16