Comments by Titanomachia

Owwwwww...I can feel the pain from here.

Titanomachia | 321 Points | Submitted 2013-02-19 18:35:08

It was said exactly the way I meant it. Exactly.

Owwwwww...I can feel the pain from here.

Titanomachia | 654 Points | Submitted 2013-02-15 04:02:58 (Edited)

I totally ate baklava alone in my car in the Greektown parking garage after seeing The Lion King... alone. Best VD ever.

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There are two kinds of people.

Titanomachia | 876 Points | Submitted 2013-02-15 04:00:27

Romantic blood stains.

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No Homo Bro.

Titanomachia | 432 Points | Submitted 2013-02-15 03:59:27

This is the funniest thing I've seen today. Hands down.

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Instant Canadian

Titanomachia | 210 Points | Submitted 2013-02-13 01:56:51

Not sure how I missed this post.

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Instant Canadian

Titanomachia | 432 Points | Submitted 2013-02-13 01:56:07

I feel as though Canada must taste like maple syrup.

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Oh God Why???

Titanomachia | 654 Points | Submitted 2013-01-23 03:29:21

I've literally almost bled to death from a period. Felt like I was swimming in blood. And guess what? It didn't smell.

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Have you?

Titanomachia | 543 Points | Submitted 2013-01-22 01:08:32

Thought the SAME thing.

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The creepiest thing you will see all day.

Titanomachia | 321 Points | Submitted 2013-01-09 03:15:37

I just seriously flipped out. And then felt so very, very guilty for loving it.

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And yet somehow I don't believe her.

Titanomachia | 654 Points | Submitted 2013-01-06 01:21:51

I hate to be one of those people. I really do. Because I see why this is funny. But, I just want to point out that being large does not mean she ate her children.

I eat 1400 calories a day and exercise three times a week (and am otherwise very active) and I have a BMI of like 38 or something obnoxious such as that. I'm 5'4 and weigh 200 lbs. In order to get to 170 and maintain I literally have to cut down to 1200 and exercise for 45 min - 1hr each day. I know because I did it for eight years.

Also, when my family was on food stamps when I was a kid was when I was the largest. One, depression and stress cause the body to retain fat and the food that was cheapest and had the largest portions for its price were processed crap.

So I get why this might seem counter-intuitive or even funny... but I just want to make sure the little politically correct asterisk is there for this.

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Don't call, I find you.

Titanomachia | 876 Points | Submitted 2013-01-04 04:30:34

This is hysterical.

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All out of stock huh?

Titanomachia | 321 Points | Submitted 2012-12-29 12:43:42

Don't care if it's a sh*tty job. Worked retail for 5 years and hated my life. Still did a good job because that's just what you should do as a matter of personal pride. You do a good job until you get a better job and quit. I hate when I go places and get crap customer service.

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Fap Level: Internet

Titanomachia | 987 Points | Submitted 2012-12-29 04:04:56

I posted this because I find the comments priceless. Also, I have to admit I find myself in this part of Youtube too often to pretend otherwise anymore...

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