Titanomachia | 321 Points | Submitted 2013-02-19 18:35:08
It was said exactly the way I meant it. Exactly.
Titanomachia | 654 Points | Submitted 2013-02-15 04:02:58 (Edited)
I totally ate baklava alone in my car in the Greektown parking garage after seeing The Lion King... alone. Best VD ever.
Titanomachia | 876 Points | Submitted 2013-02-15 04:00:27
Romantic blood stains.
Titanomachia | 432 Points | Submitted 2013-02-15 03:59:27
This is the funniest thing I've seen today. Hands down.
Titanomachia | 210 Points | Submitted 2013-02-13 01:56:51
Not sure how I missed this post.
Titanomachia | 432 Points | Submitted 2013-02-13 01:56:07
I feel as though Canada must taste like maple syrup.
Titanomachia | 654 Points | Submitted 2013-01-23 03:29:21
I've literally almost bled to death from a period. Felt like I was swimming in blood. And guess what? It didn't smell.
Titanomachia | 543 Points | Submitted 2013-01-22 01:08:32
Thought the SAME thing.
Titanomachia | 321 Points | Submitted 2013-01-09 03:15:37
I just seriously flipped out. And then felt so very, very guilty for loving it.
Titanomachia | 654 Points | Submitted 2013-01-06 01:21:51
I hate to be one of those people. I really do. Because I see why this is funny. But, I just want to point out that being large does not mean she ate her children.
I eat 1400 calories a day and exercise three times a week (and am otherwise very active) and I have a BMI of like 38 or something obnoxious such as that. I'm 5'4 and weigh 200 lbs. In order to get to 170 and maintain I literally have to cut down to 1200 and exercise for 45 min - 1hr each day. I know because I did it for eight years.
Also, when my family was on food stamps when I was a kid was when I was the largest. One, depression and stress cause the body to retain fat and the food that was cheapest and had the largest portions for its price were processed crap.
So I get why this might seem counter-intuitive or even funny... but I just want to make sure the little politically correct asterisk is there for this.
Titanomachia | 876 Points | Submitted 2013-01-04 04:30:34
This is hysterical.
Titanomachia | 321 Points | Submitted 2012-12-29 12:43:42
Don't care if it's a sh*tty job. Worked retail for 5 years and hated my life. Still did a good job because that's just what you should do as a matter of personal pride. You do a good job until you get a better job and quit. I hate when I go places and get crap customer service.
Titanomachia | 987 Points | Submitted 2012-12-29 04:04:56
I posted this because I find the comments priceless. Also, I have to admit I find myself in this part of Youtube too often to pretend otherwise anymore...
Titanomachia | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-12-06 10:48:38
Titanomachia | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-12-06 04:07:58
That completely works on me, so I don't get why it doesn't for other girls...
Titanomachia | 181716 Points | Submitted 2012-11-14 04:54:18
LOLBRARY, YOU'RE KILLING ME WITH THESE POSTS ALL FILLED WITH FEELS.
Titanomachia | 543 Points | Submitted 2012-11-05 00:55:58
Do you even lift?
Titanomachia | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-11-01 04:17:32
I would have arrested you after together. And I'm neither a cop nor do I like cops. But definitely think this is hilarious.
Titanomachia | 121110 Points | Submitted 2012-10-31 01:12:21
I bet he went in and complained, too.
Titanomachia | 321 Points | Submitted 2012-10-31 01:11:14
I find this so freaking creepy.
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