Comments by LeVonDanE



When someone accomplishes me.-thumbnail

When someone accomplishes me.

LeVonDanE | 10-1 Points | Submitted 2013-05-20 10:44:20

That was my guess. I don't know how you can "accomplish" someone

Does that count as a Darwin Award?-thumbnail

Does that count as a Darwin Award?

LeVonDanE | 654 Points | Submitted 2013-05-20 10:34:39

yeah, his name was Hans Steininger. He tried to escape from a burning building and in the middle of all the panic, he tripped on his beard and broke his neck. Let the record reflect that this man was older than dirt. Let the record also reflect that this was in the 1500's.

http://science.howstuffworks.com/life/human-biology/10-ways-to-die3.htm

When the trucks a rockin', don't come a knockin'-thumbnail

When the trucks a rockin', don't come a knockin'

LeVonDanE | 210 Points | Submitted 2013-05-20 10:25:19

I get the joke, but there's no way you could fuck hard enough to move a truck like that. So what the hell is going on in the truck?

How to power down your kitten.-thumbnail

How to power down your kitten.

LeVonDanE | 432 Points | Submitted 2013-05-20 10:16:44 (Edited)

It should be noted that this only works if your kitten was actually around its mother for a significant amount of time. I have two cats. One that we got from the humane society, and one from my Uncles farm. The cat from the humane society was abandoned as a kitten, and its gets really pissed off when you do this. It's quite the opposite effect of "deactivation". Now, the farm kitten grew up with its mother, and thus, falls over like a a Jenga game whenever you do this.

Milkman gives no fucks.-thumbnail

Milkman gives no fucks.

LeVonDanE | 10-1 Points | Submitted 2013-05-15 00:13:01

Alright, time to go call my psychiatrist...

Worst faceplant-thumbnail

Worst faceplant

LeVonDanE | 543 Points | Submitted 2013-05-11 19:48:49

I mean, this is bad, but it could still be worse. He could have fallen straight on his face, instead of the side of his head

It could work-thumbnail

It could work

LeVonDanE | 432 Points | Submitted 2013-05-04 21:24:42

http://www.lolbrary.com/comment-image-popup.php?id=316199
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It could work-thumbnail

It could work

LeVonDanE | 121110 Points | Submitted 2013-05-04 18:27:33

http://www.lolbrary.com/comment-image-popup.php?id=316129
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Everyones been there-thumbnail

Everyones been there

LeVonDanE | 210 Points | Submitted 2013-04-30 16:34:36

Quit complaining, there are kids in africa who would love to have that tin-foil

Jim's Yoga-thumbnail

Jim's Yoga

LeVonDanE | 432 Points | Submitted 2013-04-27 01:18:25

the first step of yoga is admitting you have a problem

Look! Ktitties!-thumbnail

Look! Ktitties!

LeVonDanE | 321 Points | Submitted 2013-04-24 04:10:18

I keep hearing Niko Bellics voice when i read this

Car Wars-thumbnail

Car Wars

LeVonDanE | 432 Points | Submitted 2013-04-23 01:36:29

Wow, this was really interesting. It's not the most up to date company map, but there's a lot i learned from it. Thanks for posting that

Everyone loves good fight scenes. -thumbnail

Everyone loves good fight scenes.

LeVonDanE | 432 Points | Submitted 2013-04-22 04:33:41

I would like to see this fight from the point of view of just one of those slaughtered stick figures. Really go in depth with its background, family, romantic endeavors, etc. That would be really interesting, you know? Feels potential? High

Thank you for your generous donation to cat-thumbnail

Thank you for your generous donation to cat

LeVonDanE | 1098 Points | Submitted 2013-04-22 02:46:01

It's a Japanese 10 yen coin

Yeah....-thumbnail

Yeah....

LeVonDanE | 151413 Points | Submitted 2013-04-21 22:20:54

I upset someone and he's gone on a rampage of every comment I've posted lol. Don't worry, most sane people still love Mr. Rogers. It's just some guy named FatBoyExplosion

lol -thumbnail

lol

LeVonDanE | 543 Points | Submitted 2013-04-19 04:11:43 (Edited)

I'm clearly not getting it. So you deleted it, recreated it...because? You need a blank canvas to rage? Lol

You know what, don't even bother answering that because as interesting as you are, I don't feel I should be granting you the attention you so desperately crave. Who get's into this many arguments on LOLBRARY! Go calm down and play fallout, which is an excellent game btw, im ashamed it took me till now to realize your username reference.

lol -thumbnail

lol

LeVonDanE | 432 Points | Submitted 2013-04-19 04:04:13

Well at least he doesn't have 40 accounts to upvote himself with. Or downvote others lol. Looks like you created this one today! Nice

lol -thumbnail

lol

LeVonDanE | 654 Points | Submitted 2013-04-19 03:56:46

This fat boy is explosive!

Shitty Toaster-thumbnail

Shitty Toaster

LeVonDanE | 543 Points | Submitted 2013-04-19 03:01:51 (Edited)

Lol, I'M making a new account because i've apparently run into a sociopath who has 40 accounts? Why? lol

And to think, this all started over a picture of a cat.

Shitty Toaster-thumbnail

Shitty Toaster

LeVonDanE | 321 Points | Submitted 2013-04-19 02:56:04

FatBoyExplosion everyone. He's deleted his account and is on the loose, downvoting all my comments with a vengence! If spotted, there is literally nothing you can do. Ahh, the internet ;) Looks like I'll just have to make a new account

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