Comments by GurtBFrobe



Red Bull Stratos's Tweet Typo.-thumbnail

Red Bull Stratos's Tweet Typo.

GurtBFrobe | 432 Points | Submitted 2012-10-15 05:59:38

Anybody know what they meant to say?

You want, nay, NEED, this pacifier.-thumbnail

You want, nay, NEED, this pacifier.

GurtBFrobe | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-10-13 19:35:11

No need for a comma after "NEED."

This is quite interestin-thumbnail

This is quite interestin

GurtBFrobe | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-10-12 04:59:57

Crossing hairs? Is this really an expression? Splitting hairs is what I am familiar with, but please explain.

Cant make Meth without a Beaker-thumbnail

Cant make Meth without a Beaker

GurtBFrobe | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-10-12 04:55:17

Bunsen and Beaker. Any further explanation can be googled, I pity you for not knowing in the first place.

Headlights.-thumbnail

Headlights.

GurtBFrobe | 321 Points | Submitted 2012-10-11 02:58:22

Having one headlight is not ticketworthy as far as I know, at least in my neck of the woods. Having both headlights out is. And having either of your taillights out also is.

Meanwhile in Texas.-thumbnail

Meanwhile in Texas.

GurtBFrobe | 765 Points | Submitted 2012-10-09 02:44:53

Yes. As a matter of fact there is an entire show titled, "Cops." Because the more you know...

Hardest decision of my life.....-thumbnail

Hardest decision of my life.....

GurtBFrobe | 432 Points | Submitted 2012-10-08 13:30:25

Also, for me, it has to be Mufasa in Lion King because I have no fucking idea who the other ones are.

Her team's the best.-thumbnail

Her team's the best.

GurtBFrobe | 10-1 Points | Submitted 2012-10-08 13:25:52

Yep, play to win don't just play to not lose. Makes perfect sense to me.

Either way, we're screwed!-thumbnail

Either way, we're screwed!

GurtBFrobe | 191817 Points | Submitted 2012-10-02 23:53:50

VOTE OR DIE, MOTHERFUCKER, VOTE OR DIE.

Never ever-thumbnail

Never ever

GurtBFrobe | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-10-02 18:57:48

I'd rather do it then than never!

Going full swag.-thumbnail

Going full swag.

GurtBFrobe | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-09-30 15:16:34

Stuff we all get. Like free handouts at a convention or a music fest or something.

Something I'd expect from a celebrity -thumbnail

Something I'd expect from a celebrity

GurtBFrobe | 321 Points | Submitted 2012-09-28 03:18:16

What did they want? Her to wear shit clothes and show up in a wood paneled station wagon? She's the President's wife for fuck's sake.

Sensing a pattern here...-thumbnail

Sensing a pattern here...

GurtBFrobe | 151413 Points | Submitted 2012-09-18 16:16:02

It's not that he has balls of steel, it's that he doesn't want to have anymore kids. That's what I thought anyways.

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GurtBFrobe | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-09-17 15:25:27

Pepsi is cola.

Facebook comedy genius.-thumbnail

Facebook comedy genius.

GurtBFrobe | 876 Points | Submitted 2012-09-17 14:47:13

Well aren't you pleasant.

An idiot, that's who.-thumbnail

An idiot, that's who.

GurtBFrobe | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-09-17 03:21:22

I think I could have been more wrong.

Here I come to save the daaaaaaaay!-thumbnail

Here I come to save the daaaaaaaay!

GurtBFrobe | 321 Points | Submitted 2012-09-16 06:27:59 (Edited)

That and how little effort the person is making to run after the child.

Call of Duty IRL-thumbnail

Call of Duty IRL

GurtBFrobe | 543 Points | Submitted 2012-09-16 06:15:23

One of them was drunken Ira Hayes who drank himself to death and Jonnie Cash made a song about him.

An idiot, that's who.-thumbnail

An idiot, that's who.

GurtBFrobe | 10-1 Points | Submitted 2012-09-16 06:05:05

Yes, until the iron in it oxidizes, or rusts basically, and turns red. That's why when you bleed and your iron hits the air it's red, but if you look at the veins in your arm, you can see the blue blood inside of them.

Another related fact, the blood typically found in an insect has a high copper content, so when you hit a bug with your windsheild the oxidized blood is usually more of a greenish color such as what you may see on old copper wiring.

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