thegreedyturtle

"Wish I could do this without any time invested."*

*FTFY

And Physics told God he was full of shit it had been there all along.

God said "Ok," and quietly ceased to exist...

Until he came back for the LoLs.

Actually, since I'm just a simple hyperchicken in a trash can, you probably don't need to take more drugs.

Just Kidding! Have some crank, first one is free!

This is actually really interesting. The size of the executive branch has grown incredible amounts even since Nixon was in office. There was a great example of how much Obama deals with in his nightly reading. Every prez is given a portfolio of documents that his underlings feel like he should know every single day.

Obama's are the size of telephone books: every day.

It's actually even simpler than that. The "alpha form' is a simple, solidly packed tetragonal system: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetragonalcrystalsystem

Grey tin is a more complicated, and less well packed diamond structure like this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diamond_cubic

Even though it's still the exact same element, the way it's packed is different and the diamond one likes to shear from itself. You also notice from the video that it has higher volume even with the same amount of mass. The packing form it takes depends on how much kinetic energy each atom has to move around in the structure, what we notice on the macro level as heat.

I know everyone loves to suck Wolverine's dick, but his regerative powers are nearly kaput and he has aged faster than usual due to the insane amounts of damage he has sustained.

I WIN!

Biggest =/= Best

And it actually worked great. True Story.

I got another interesting fact:

What if [insert element below iron] all dissappeared?

A ton of shit would fall apart and we would all die.

Random FYI: Kids in the back.

It's 4 dimensionalllllllllllllL!!!!!!

Original is animated. :)

Don't try and define me. Not giving a fuck is about fuck you and you fucking shitty image with bullshit words on it.

Before you ask, yes there is porn of the three Tit Woman.

American Idol is protecting the world from the people who don't know this.

These are the worst tan lines I've ever seen...

LOVE ME.

Are you kidding? They suddenly created a 'tablet friendly' OS with a fully integrated 'app store'? Gee, where have I heard of that before...

This is just the first of a long, long list of how MS has ripped off UNIX, LINUX, OSX, and MacOS. Hell, even 'windows' was ripped off of a Xerox operating system.

I'm not saying that other OS haven't swiped some things from M$ either, but Microsoft is hands down worse than all of the others combined.