Lolbrary Card issued: 2012-08-02 21:18:21
scrumpet | 432 Points | Submitted 2013-12-10 23:55:51
scrumpet | 321 Points | Submitted 2013-12-10 22:45:43
I'm probably old enough to be your mother. That's what's wrong with me. Be nice.
scrumpet | 321 Points | Submitted 2013-12-10 17:29:07
Thank you Friend! I typed the letters, with comma's and spaces! I am such a loser...
scrumpet | 432 Points | Submitted 2013-12-10 14:39:43
Nothing happened? Am I too stupid to get it?
scrumpet | 141312 Points | Submitted 2013-12-08 12:25:55
scrumpet | 432 Points | Submitted 2013-12-05 20:00:36
I like 80's pop most. Especially new romantics.
scrumpet | 654 Points | Submitted 2013-11-26 16:09:35
scrumpet | 543 Points | Submitted 2013-11-24 21:43:47
scrumpet | 432 Points | Submitted 2013-11-24 16:01:04 (Edited)
Scrumpet is a cross between a Strumpet (Victorian Whore) and a Crumpet (Delicious toasted snack). This is not an accurate reflection of me personally, just to clarify. It's what my husband calls me... In hindsight, he's probably a bit of a twat. I should marry you instead.
scrumpet | 432 Points | Submitted 2013-11-23 23:10:56
Mr_Red you are such a sweetheart! I just want to eat you up.
scrumpet | 210 Points | Submitted 2013-11-23 10:07:59
Good luck Daggaroth in finding work. I can't help you as I'm in the UK, but chin up, don't let it get you down and stay positive.
scrumpet | 210 Points | Submitted 2013-11-21 23:45:59
I think it's more a figure of speech than a desire to see people hurt.
scrumpet | 161514 Points | Submitted 2013-11-21 23:38:12
Chaps, that's more like childbirth. Trust me.
scrumpet | 321 Points | Submitted 2013-11-21 23:36:24
All these pics remind me of my dad - he was the original hipster. He had long blond hair and a massive wizard beard. He and my mum always refused to accept that the 60's had ended. They used to call me their acid baby girl. Good times.
scrumpet | 543 Points | Submitted 2013-11-08 13:51:43
Attack of the Flesh Eating Boy Bands. Nice.
scrumpet | 210 Points | Submitted 2013-08-18 00:37:05
I remember when my husband proposed.... Ripped to the tits in a dodgy nightclub in Bournemouth. Happy days... :)
scrumpet | 765 Points | Submitted 2013-08-18 00:21:59
No. Just no.
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scrumpet | 210 Points | Submitted 2013-07-26 23:07:40
I'm old and can remember when they were called Opal Fruits.... just saying... Carry on.
scrumpet | 987 Points | Submitted 2013-07-26 22:59:34
Awww, my baby daughter does something very similar! The only difference is she vomits on your face.
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