Second time around I read this in Bill Clinton's voice.
Words of Wisdom
Maynard | 210 Points | Submitted 2013-03-20 13:49:36
But you're constip8d, so you wouldn't need to use the paper.
Rock Ball Troll
Maynard | 321 Points | Submitted 2013-03-18 13:55:20
Oh, you little dumb fk, you.
Jammed in his face so hard his fat momma felt it.
Maynard | 321 Points | Submitted 2013-03-08 15:00:05
Show the whole world, fat guy sitting down.
Skipping over the crack
Maynard | 210 Points | Submitted 2013-03-06 13:42:20
Fkn pendeja.
Dat Talent...
Maynard | 321 Points | Submitted 2013-03-06 13:25:27
I'm her panties. Called it. BOOM.
Stop Pirating Music People
Maynard | 210 Points | Submitted 2013-03-06 13:09:49
Fk, that dude is creepy in the top right corner. Fkn cucuy.
When the teacher is in the way and you’re trying to copy something off the board.
Maynard | 765 Points | Submitted 2013-03-04 14:02:25
That definitely deserves the belt.
Deer is both singular and plural.
What did she expect to happen?
Maynard | 543 Points | Submitted 2013-02-21 14:22:29
Poor floor.
Dora is finally caught by ICE
Maynard | 210 Points | Submitted 2013-02-21 14:07:38
Shit, Electric. Thanks so much for that one! Haha!
Parenting: You're Doing it Right
Maynard | 151413 Points | Submitted 2013-02-20 13:33:25
Bodies? Wtf?
Just so cute!
Maynard | 765 Points | Submitted 2013-02-20 13:25:02
Dat fat ghost in the middle.
Learning the hard way
Maynard | 543 Points | Submitted 2013-02-14 13:43:43
Cleverbot, you damn cockface.
28 Parents who are trolls at heart.
Maynard | 432 Points | Submitted 2013-02-14 13:37:15
I think Tahra Dactyl is a lovely name.
Haha. I get it.
When my friend said Mastodon sucked.
Maynard | 321 Points | Submitted 2013-01-18 15:51:30
Brann fkn Dailor. Enough said.
If I ever run for president...
Maynard | 321 Points | Submitted 2013-05-22 17:02:05