How doesn't it make sense? How often do you see a fat guy with a thin wife in commercials vs. how often you see a thin couple?
Try to tell me that doesn't say "guys, you can look however you want, but dump that bitch if she gains a few."
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Lemon | -2-3-4 Points | Submitted 2012-09-23 02:03:36 (Edited)
Take a look at every sitcom there is. They all teach you that you can be a fat slob piece of shit and yet you deserve a trophy wife.
King of Queens
Family Guy
Cleveland Show
The Simpsons
The Honeymooners
The Flintstones
George Lopez
Married.. With Children
Etcetcetcetc
Also, not all men are pigs, but a lot of them certainly are. It's not like women are saying men are pigs for no reason.
Palms getting sweaty?
Lemon | 654 Points | Submitted 2012-09-23 01:53:41
I'm on the verge of a heart attack just watching.
Jo Lawndumbass.
Lemon | 432 Points | Submitted 2012-09-23 01:52:08
The name was the first tip-off I had of this being fake.
Every time I try to go to sleep.
Lemon | 321 Points | Submitted 2012-09-22 02:02:51
I'm usually most awake at night.
Free Books.
Lemon | 321 Points | Submitted 2012-09-22 01:58:57
Whatajerk. Clever, though.
Harry Potter Easter Egg
Lemon | 543 Points | Submitted 2012-09-22 01:55:29
There is so much beauty in this world.
Detonating an atomic bomb underwater.
Lemon | 432 Points | Submitted 2012-09-22 01:53:52
Just imagine if they disintegrated the only family of rare colossal squids on earth.
Celebrity Marriage Lengths...
Lemon | 321 Points | Submitted 2012-09-22 01:48:24
Don't believe what the tabloids tell you.
I saw one that claimed Oprah was on meth.
Either way, that's how youtube makes money.
Im going to try this lol
Lemon | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-09-21 15:39:11
Passion is kinda hot.
What a coincidence!
Lemon | 321 Points | Submitted 2012-09-21 14:40:06
Fashion a codpiece out of spoons from the mess hall.
"it's not about the porn, it's a chick flick" :/
Lemon | 543 Points | Submitted 2012-09-21 10:46:33
My mother's roommate reads Dog the Bounty Hunter fan fiction.
Found in a textbook.
Lemon | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-09-21 10:39:19
I was referring to the kid's face.
Found in a textbook.
Lemon | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-09-21 01:54:23
Is that child drunk?
America's Obesity.
Lemon | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-09-20 23:16:42
My high school would send out "fat letters" to "overweight kids." Most of the kids they sent fat letters to were the kids on sports teams with a lot of muscle, therefore weight.
Nicki Minaj looks like spongebob.
Lemon | 191817 Points | Submitted 2012-09-20 23:07:05
"WHO'S A GOOD BOY, WHO'S A GOOD BOY?"
Origami Nazgul
Lemon | 210 Points | Submitted 2012-09-20 23:05:25
Papercraft is a whole separate monster from origami. D:
Why do people do stuff like this?
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Lemon | 0-1-2 Points | Submitted 2012-09-23 19:41:29