Don't fuck with cats.

| Shelved by: dead-idealism on 2011-10-25
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billmalarky |
212019
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I fucked with a cat once. ONCE.

kamikazekid |
131211
points | Submitted 2011-10-25 16:01:48

Which brings me to the story of how I lost my genitals... @_@

billmalarky |
432
points | Submitted 2011-10-25 16:16:51

Go on..... ;-)

kamikazekid |
654
points | Submitted 2011-10-25 16:42:08

Well once upon a time there was a cat and a pair of genitals. Bad things happened.

TriadicRose |
543
points | Submitted 2012-02-08 11:54:46

I still have the scars from when I simply walked up to my cat, that was 18 years ago. One does not simply walk up to a cat.

billmalarky |
210
points | Submitted 2012-02-08 14:28:13

They're pretty boss for their size.

flower |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-31 12:23:45

Funny thing~ me too. After 32 years you can barely see it. Granted, 8 year old me was trying to save my cat from the bad cat, but it was my very own Greyball who ripped a chunk outa my hand.

giantpenguin87 |
432
points | Submitted 2011-10-25 16:10:01

this is awesome. i'm glad my cats have broken spirits.

billmalarky |
432
points | Submitted 2011-10-25 16:15:07

Some cats attack with claws. Others with feces. Never forget this.

xVenomx |
321
points | Submitted 2011-10-25 19:40:27

What if they use both? 0_o

olivera-walkin |
210
points | Submitted 2011-10-25 19:46:54

Much like if dolphins grow opposable thumbs. I will simply jump off a bridge rather than bow down before humanity's impending masters.

underyourbreath |
321
points | Submitted 2011-10-25 20:57:39

Not to bring FML into this.. but YDI! HA!

Todd_Voight |
210
points | Submitted 2011-10-26 06:27:37

whaaaaaaat?

ainadal |
11109
points | Submitted 2011-10-26 12:38:29

The little shit got what he deserved

fuck_yeah_rage |
210
points | Submitted 2011-10-28 18:14:21

Harsh man! Hopefully he's a quick learner lol.

lollirot |
543
points | Submitted 2011-10-29 12:59:57

HAHAHAHAHA!!! that kid is a little shit! i hope he's clawed to hell and back. if i saw you hit a cat like that, you'd have a lot more than a little kitty cat to worry about....

timelord |
321
points | Submitted 2011-10-31 19:36:46

Yeah wut a brat.

pitythestupid |
321
points | Submitted 2012-01-15 17:35:03

aw, come on, its clear that the cat hurt him (thus he is crying) and hit him in retaliation. its a hard lesson to learn that you can never beat a cat.

Deleted |
210
points | Submitted 2011-11-03 14:51:27

i wonder if the kids dead :D

kakisik |
10-1
points | Submitted 2012-02-29 16:47:34

fuckin' kid deserved it. they probably put the cat in the dumpster after that tho

kai252 |
321
points | Submitted 2012-03-05 08:58:29

PWNAGE

MurrSauce |
321
points | Submitted 2012-03-09 11:45:14 (Edited)

Lmao. He smacked the hell out of that cat.

Karl_with_a_C |
432
points | Submitted 2012-06-06 01:35:28

what a little shit. GO CAT!!!!

jacinta |
210
points | Submitted 2012-06-19 00:23:26

revenge

GirlyGirl |
10-1
points | Submitted 2012-06-20 19:49:20

awwww the poor kid.

britleshit8 |
321
points | Submitted 2012-08-28 15:46:47

Good Kitty! Whoop that brat's ass!

muzzerous |
210
points | Submitted 2013-01-04 08:10:48

Who the F%%K you slappin Bitch? ima fuck you up!