Shelved by: Phalangeh on 2012-09-14
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You had my upvote just from that picture XD
This would be more funny is less people believed it...
Also, the serpent was what Moses told all of Israel to look upon one time to be healed, so not a creature of evil.
Actually, fire and brimstone preachers made up a lot the Satanism, finding different places in the Bible where, "it was the devil in disguise!" It was the same kind of sensationalism that TV shows use to "shock" the public. It kept them showing up for church.
nutjobs are free to interpret religious texts as they please apparantly.
Not all of the koran preaches violence, and afaik the bible isnt anti gay asside from that one verse which probably dates atleast several decades after christ.
Well that's not true at all. The Bible is very anti-gay. Christ did not mention it but it is mentioned in Leviticus, Romans and a few other places.
The ones from the old testament dont really count afaik, possibly mistranslated by christians. Everything in the new testament(and possibly that too) is probably curtesy of that roman emperor and his team that compiled the bible. (I'm fairly certain he was the first to outlaw and persecute them aswell)
EDIT: there's a pretty cool bit in the old testament about two heavily implied lesbians who get to mooch of a rich farmer but i cant find it at all :(
Nobody believes this. Get real. Lol at it if you want because you think real Christian beliefs are just as stupid, but this is still not the actual doctrine of any human being (or Christian) on Earth.
Falcon D Storms, I find it sad that you are telling me I don't know what some of my friends believe. I, myself, am a christian, and for the most part, I find christians who are like me and DON'T beleive this non-sense.
However, if you meet enough people, you'll always find "an odd one" for the group. This holds true for christian as well as for atheists.
While "behemoth" and "leviathan" may be biblical references to dinosaurs, "serpent" just means snake.
Nowhere in scripture is the snake equated to homosexuality.
Find me one person who believes that dinosaurs were "like serial killer homosexuals".
omg--I love bible logic X-D
that's not bible logic, that's 'I can't understand this words so I better Interpret those words the way my brain lets me' logic.
I site Poe's Law.
"fueled by satanism, violence and sodomy" any way to convert a car to that? i bet it would be cheaper. proabably cleaner towards the environment aswell.
I suspect it would put a lot of sulfur into the air.
In retrospect, gasoline is basically liquid dinosaurs. So cars are already running on it.
And still the cheapest and cleanest way to drive. Gotta love that satanism, violence and sodomy.
Crude oil is made from mainly liquified zooplankton, which was around when the dinosaurs were. Not quite the same thing... but close :).
I think we can forgive the t-rex for engaging in buttsex though, it's not as if they could easily masturbate.
You know this is fake, right? This was made by no Christian ever.