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No! He has failed men everywhere. When they are put on display like that, you stare as hard as you can.
I've made my choice.
It should say:
Eye contact level
He has been in the friend zone for too long! We need to help this "man" retrieve his manliness and fight the never ending battle!
I say: Hey, when they look at me, i look at them.
boner contact level: 1 cm
OK, I'll be that guy. Who is this woman?
you...you brilliant bastard!