Shelved by: lolapalooza on 2012-09-09
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repost. =( However, I completely agree with this post. haha.
Sorry about that. I had no idea that his had already been posted before :p
I forgive you because of your name :3 I love it XD
its okay! I just wanted to let you know kindly. Unfortunately, there are many people on here that would be dicks and try to say something witty or sarcastic about you reposting, so I wanted to let you know before one of those trolls attack! haha.
For the fariness i must say: the fat italian plumber dont have to wear that many pixels as the elite soldier have to.
Not to be an ass, but a Soldier wears upwards of 300 pounds of gear at any given time. Mario steps on turtles.
300 lbs of gear? Seriously?
Not to mention that they train in that gear for endurance, and then get put in a desert.
Limited sprint's there solely for gameplay balance, as is Mario's sprint.
I mean, how fucking boring would Mario be if you could run as much as a real fat plumber?
World 1-2, Hospital, Mario had a massive coronary.
No he can't: holes, pipes, mushroom people or turtles, anything can stop that chibi Stalin from running forever.