Shelved by: pitythestupid on 2012-09-05
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Awesome note is made of awesome.
Handwritten and on wide-ruled notebook paper...old skool!
troll neighbor is trolling.
Upstairs neighbors of mine owned a very squeaky bed and were very vocal in their late night escapades. After a few months of being awoken to UHHH!! AHHH!! bang... I went up and introduced myself. The woman answered the door, I told her I lived downstairs and that her bed probably had bolts that needed to be tightened, possibly in need of a new box spring. As she turned to the brightest shade of red, I offered to fetch my toolbox and fix the bed for her. She refused, thanked me for coming up, and said goodbye. A few days later a furniture store delivery truck was at our building delivering to the upper apartment not only a new bed, but very thick carpet and pad as well.
Props to you!
This is exactly how 20% of all pornos start.
Yeah, I remember thinking that as I approached the door...
I may use this verbatim, though luckily I cannot hear any sexcapades it does sound like everything else on this list above me.
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