We are obviously dealing with a master of the internet

| Shelved by: DeathDark on 2012-09-04
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Nixie-the-Pixie |
222120
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 07:20:24 (Edited)

Man, I wish I was as cool as her.

/endsarcasm

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181716
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 14:40:25
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121110
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 14:41:24
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Nixie-the-Pixie |
765
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 14:43:24

This has some back story.

In short, someone who works in porn with a thin skin and thinking that just posting images of herself will make her popular on here.

DeathDark |
321
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 17:11:24

You do yourself an injustice. This is the summary of the story (part 1).

Nixie-the-Pixie |
10-1
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 17:13:58

I really couldn't be bothered to type it out again and not repeat myself.

DeathDark |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 17:14:37

You could've linked to the comment.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
10-1
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 17:16:38

Okay, I admit I forgot I did a fairytail story of what happened. I need to do a part 2, now though.

DeathDark |
321
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 17:17:35

Ooo, ooo, make a post about it, like an image post.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
321
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 17:18:17

I'll do a comic strip for it! I'll include the first story too!! YEAH!

DeathDark |
321
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 17:19:48

Hooah!

Even just text will do.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 17:21:31

It has to have some images to it. I've imagined Meadock's face sparkling at the fact he's reposted something and you can't stop him.

They'll probably be really chibi or cartoony.

DeathDark |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 17:22:17

lol, yeah...

DeathDark |
432
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 17:24:29

Lawful Evil vs Chaotic Good.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 17:27:59

Just realised I'm gonna have to draw everyone in medieval armour to suit the wording.

Well, maybe not everyone. You're the only one I mentioned as a knight... so....

Nixie-the-Pixie |
321
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 17:35:12

I was gonna go something similar, but in chibi form :3 Which should be... interesting... to figure out lol.

And with a cape.

DeathDark |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 17:39:01

Those are the Black Knights from Dark Souls, who are symbols of terror and power. And since the first time they kicked my ass, I decided I'd be one when I grew up.

By the end of the game, my dreams were realized, and I was able to go toe-to-toe with them at will.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
321
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 17:42:02

The cape was to make you more like Batman :D

Plus, doing a chibi cape wearing guy is easy ;3

DeathDark |
321
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 17:42:44

He's a cool Black Knight as well.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 18:18:54

Yup yup XD

SD_Destroyer |
321
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 21:44:08

Can I be a knight.... pweeze :3

Nixie-the-Pixie |
10-1
points | Submitted 2012-09-05 08:56:48

Fine. XD

SD_Destroyer |
321
points | Submitted 2012-09-05 19:23:28

Yessss! :D

SD_Destroyer |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 21:43:01

One of the greatest comment threads in history.

jasonsheppard |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 07:27:46

what the actual fuck, serious i leave and everything goes to shit, i went a way for a week and she came back. i move into a new house with no internet access for a week and she calls a fucking invasion!!!

DeathDark |
543
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 07:29:47

No worries, though. I went through and counted the posters and I came up with 8 (though I may have miscounted, but +/-1 type of error).

billmalarky |
876
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 12:51:20

I'm not gonna lie. Lolz were had.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 17:14:23 (Edited)

Especially since it seems most were herself anyway XD

billmalarky |
765
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 17:16:03

Considering they all came from the same couple IP addresses that she was using, yes, I'd wage that it's just her pretending to be a "private army."

Nixie-the-Pixie |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 17:17:21

Oh wow! I thought it may be at least one or two other people but just her? That is truly pathetic.

renarddevious |
432
points | Submitted 2012-09-05 07:11:55

She is legion, for she... can't count.

billmalarky |
543
points | Submitted 2012-09-05 13:46:11
Adol |
432
points | Submitted 2012-09-05 19:16:02

I almost fell out of my chair laughing at this. Posting it for everyone to see.

UltimaFortuna |
987
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 07:34:46

I'm surprised she has 8 followers. What could she possibly say that has any worth?

Nixie-the-Pixie |
1098
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 07:40:05

I imagine it's what images she posts.

Or, it might be the girls she works with.

tubacutie |
543
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 10:54:24

It's the horny, desperate fans. I read the comments on her Facebook posts. I now have to bleach my eyes.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
432
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 11:44:30

I went on her tumblr.

shudders

tubacutie |
543
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 12:03:40

My sympathies.

hasdfgb |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 07:53:16 (Edited)

Why did she start to troll?

Nixie-the-Pixie |
321
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 09:08:11

Well, looking at her twitter, there's two things she's doing; 1. to annoy the lolbrary members, and 2. to test to see if her post are downvoted just because she made them.

tubacutie |
654
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 09:57:58

She's trying to find more followers since everyone stopped watching because it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

hitormiss |
321
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 10:10:07

also, shes trying to look even more of an asshole.

terra |
543
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 15:16:25

I refuse to believe that she's even slightly successful in porn at all. She looks like straight up trailer trash.

DeathDark |
321
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 17:03:09

Her stuff was interesting at first, but everything you can hate her for here really carries over, especially the "I'm so good I don't have to try" attitude.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 17:46:11

Yeah, I'd say her attitude was a huge turn off.

Especially since, lets face it, it's not hard for a girl to get into the porn industry.

DeathDark |
654
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 17:48:50

I was, uh, talking about her porn.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 18:19:31

ahaha! Okay lol!

XDXD

Nixie-the-Pixie |
543
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 17:45:25

If I didn't know her, I'd say she was attractive. However, her attitude makes her really ugly.

I told my mum about her; "She's in the porn industry, it's amazing she can type so cut her some slack." was her response.

terra |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-07 18:41:41

She's too ratty/greasy looking.

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10-1
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 17:46:45
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AzraelDelune |
-6-7-8
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 17:53:03

you gotta remember liz; 90% of the idiots saying this didn't finish highschool and the other 10% have no social life outside of the internet so they're not really all that important ^^

billmalarky |
141312
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 17:54:49

^ The irony in this statement may literally be the funniest thing on the lolbrary.

AzraelDelune |
-4-5-6
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 18:07:40

eh, someone's gotta make the truth of the statement. Hell, i'm doing this on my lunchbreak

renarddevious |
654
points | Submitted 2012-09-05 07:15:13

For someone who aspires to be above those who "didn't finish highschool", you certainly have an interesting take on punctuation and capitalization. e.e. cummings fan, I suppose?

getmetolol |
432
points | Submitted 2012-09-06 03:14:29

So you're trying to tell me that you spend your lunch break defending porn"stars" on an internet humor site?

And you say we have no life...?

Nixie-the-Pixie |
321
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 18:22:53

Gotta remember, 90% of the people who say this stuff finished high school, have gone one to get degrees or further grades you cannot get in ordinary school, and know how to balance their outside life with their internet life.

Then, there are those with full time careers and those who are in the stages of opening their own business.

You seem a very educated person; if you had spent a little time here you could see for yourself how educated other people are here.

Uzaka |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-05 19:26:56

Jokes on you bitch, I'm still in highschool, Afterwards I'll be joining the army.

alarm_candy8 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-05 19:29:04

I'm wondering if liz finished highschool myself...

Uzaka |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-05 19:30:39

I very much doubt it. But I really wanna get out into the real world, I'm in no way cut out for school, it's not enough of a challenge, so I sleep through it usually/cut class. Therefor, I can't even move up. If people considered a GED like they should, Equal to a Highschool diploma, I'd drop out.

alarm_candy8 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-05 19:38:59

Definitely stay in school, but college is not the investment it used to be. Now a lot of people go to college, get useless degrees and end up jobless with thousands in debt. If you don't like academia, go to a technical/trade school and you will make bank.

Uzaka |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-05 21:00:36

I'm actually going to enlist to make some money for 4 years, then get a degree in something, either criminal justice, or Programming.

ALLCAPSGUY |
432
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 18:34:41

WHAT THE FUCK? SHE'S BACK AGAIN?

LibertariansFTW |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 19:10:34

Oh gosh. The one with all te hatred.

maluigario |
654
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 23:11:25

Now if 4chan had ordered this...we'd be fucked.

hotpinkdragon |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 23:40:24

4chan loves us right now.

That, or we are still quite underground.

maluigario |
432
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 23:55:55

Well half of our pictures come off 4chan, so maybe they're sparing us. lol

simplygnome |
321
points | Submitted 2012-09-05 00:06:58

eh.

li |
321
points | Submitted 2012-09-05 03:24:40

I read this in the voice of Gru's mother.

Deleted |
-6-7-8
points | Submitted 2012-09-05 00:10:39

you can either EDIT my Image off this or I will force it to be removed

DeathDark |
654
points | Submitted 2012-09-05 00:15:31

No, fuck you, you put yourself out for public consumption, and you'll face the consequences.

Deleted |
-7-8-9
points | Submitted 2012-09-05 00:38:38

Oh give it a rest.. NONE of you wanted my IMAGE on your silly site NOW I want it removed and you give me a hard time. Lets Make up my mind shall we the site is on Notice period deal with it.

DeathDark |
432
points | Submitted 2012-09-05 07:03:37

What are you trying to say? Your english isn't very clear.

dahdisvillwork |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-05 00:20:04
Deleted |
-4-5-6
points | Submitted 2012-09-05 00:28:33

Seeing as this site thinks it is ABOVE the LAW of copyrights and dose not even have a Copyright office email I have sent a DMCA to remove MY Image to both the Support and Business Emails as your first Notice. ANY time my IMAGE ends up on this site it will result in a full and formal DMCA removal request.

dilray |
543
points | Submitted 2012-09-05 03:14:40

this is just too silly. you're an idiot

Nixie-the-Pixie |
543
points | Submitted 2012-09-05 09:13:35

You posted the images up here yourself, and put permission on your websites (FB, Tumblr and Twitter) to have them posted up here. This means you have given Lolbrary permission to host your images.

This means copyright laws do not come into it, as Lolbrary has not broken any of them.

Also, I checked with copyright databases, and cross checked them; nothing related to Liz Vicious popped up as having been copyrighted.

Dermetallgott |
432
points | Submitted 2012-09-05 10:39:43

I don't know how it works for twitter, but I think it's pretty much the same with every social network... if you posted pictures there, you pretty much lost any kind of rights you had regarding them, unless you have previously had those pics copyrighted -which I assume neither you nor any of us have- so, it's not actually correct to claim for your rights on a picture you posted in a 'non-copyright-respectful' site in the very begining.

So, take my friendly advice: stop complaining about it and act a little 'cooler' so you don't get pretty much everyone here to hate your guts, get turned into a meme and get banned every week... that might just work. Cheers!

RPsandwich |
321
points | Submitted 2012-09-05 11:00:48

Why does everything make you so upset all the time? Do you not understand how the internetz work? Just relax and don't take shit so seriously. I would be flattered if someone thought me even remotely important enough to poke fun at.

Anni4i1us |
876
points | Submitted 2012-09-05 02:27:50

I'm so glad I took the time to read all of those comments. Deathdark, I retract any previous statements I made about you. Please continue on your valiant quest to defend lolbrary.

daksha |
432
points | Submitted 2012-09-05 14:05:52

Its nice seeing stuff like this again, nixie and DD fighting the good fight etc. <3

Nixie-the-Pixie |
432
points | Submitted 2012-09-06 10:19:59

Like old times emotional tear wipe