The Formula

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jhlip |
171615
points | Submitted 2012-08-30 15:55:47

Lies! No such formula exists!

Nixie-the-Pixie |
151413
points | Submitted 2012-08-30 16:01:05

It's true. Even women don't understand women.

billmalarky |
987
points | Submitted 2012-08-30 16:03:16
Nixie-the-Pixie |
876
points | Submitted 2012-08-30 16:05:09

But we're walking contradictions and can never make up our minds.

jhlip |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-30 16:03:24

It's ok. Us guys are on the opposite end of the spectrum. We are too simple minded.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
321
points | Submitted 2012-08-30 16:05:38

We need to form the perfect gender, which meets somewhere in the middle...

jhlip |
321
points | Submitted 2012-08-30 16:10:50

So long as it doesn't turn out to be tranny or hermaphrodite, I am fine with it. (No offense to trannies or hermaphrodites in the community)

Nixie-the-Pixie |
321
points | Submitted 2012-08-30 16:13:08

But hermaphrodites have both the ability to get pregnant and get other people pregnant. It's win-win!

dragonboy123 |
321
points | Submitted 2012-08-30 16:13:38

That sounds more like lose-lose to me xD

Nixie-the-Pixie |
321
points | Submitted 2012-08-30 16:18:07

But if you ever felt like being dominated, you wouldn't need any toys! :D

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210
points | Submitted 2012-08-30 20:15:35
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jhlip |
432
points | Submitted 2012-08-30 20:20:46

No Nixie. Just no.

On a side note, it seems we all just learned a lot about Nixie.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
432
points | Submitted 2012-08-31 06:53:09

You just can't handle that part about yourself.

Every human wants to be dominated.

Loki says so.

jhlip |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-31 12:07:49 (Edited)

No. You want to dominate someone Nixie. Apparently Loki.

jhlip |
321
points | Submitted 2012-08-30 16:18:14

Lol. I hate to rain on your parade, but hermaphrodites are generally infertile in both accounts.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
543
points | Submitted 2012-08-30 16:19:19

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't pick flaws in my flawless logic.

jhlip |
654
points | Submitted 2012-08-30 20:10:32 (Edited)

FLAWS!!!! THERE ARE FLAWS IN YOUR LOGIC NIXIE!!!!!!! LOOK AT ALL THE FLAWS!!!!!

MeanMuffin |
543
points | Submitted 2012-08-31 00:06:24

WHAT'S THIS ABOUT FLAWS? I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT FLAWS? IN AN ARGUMENT?

Nixie-the-Pixie |
543
points | Submitted 2012-08-31 06:53:23

There are none! HE LIES!

jhlip |
432
points | Submitted 2012-08-31 12:08:05

I SPEAK THE TRUTH!!

Nixie-the-Pixie |
543
points | Submitted 2012-08-31 06:54:08

LIES! SCANDALOUS LIES!!

jhlip |
432
points | Submitted 2012-08-31 12:08:21

I TELL NO LIES!!!

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10-1
points | Submitted 2012-08-30 21:24:40
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Falcon_D_Storms |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-31 00:54:51

Women are incredibly easy to understand. They want to be loved.

Alucard90 |
654
points | Submitted 2012-08-31 08:36:31

And my penis just wants to be rubbed. Simple really.

bob127 |
0-1-2
points | Submitted 2012-09-04 14:09:28

thank god some one found it

loldesky |
210
points | Submitted 2013-04-16 21:44:45

You forgot the 2x before the value of z. Do it again.