The part of Mortal Kombat no one wants to talk about.

Boss in another division wanted to donate a video game to the South Carolina Dept. of Juvenile Mental Health. (They had a couple pooltables, fooseball, ping pong) so this turd kept aggravating the shit out of me to deliver an arcade game to them. I was too busy with other shit. day in and Day out, for a few weeks. Finally I got tired and delivered the most violent and crazy kids of the state a brand new Mortal Kombat game! The bastard had to go and get it back himself a few days later.

Poor kids, that would be a super fun game to have around the facility.

Incorrect. If the creator of this comic knew anything about the Mortal Kombat universe, he'd know that Scorpion and Sub Zero are mortal enemies because Sub Zero killed off Scorpions family. Thus, he would have no family to watch him get his head and spine pulled out.

i swear, ive seen this before

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!? >:O