Why does he get a handicap placard?

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Lifted truck and needing a handicap spot? I don't get it.

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10pmStalker |
321
points | Submitted 2012-08-25 16:47:56

Handicap isnt just people in wheelchairs. Its actually not hard to get a placard. If you know someone in a wheelchair and prove that you have driven him around you can get one too.

pedpro |
1098
points | Submitted 2012-08-25 17:01:13

oh.. so the driver probably is just a douche

10pmStalker |
543
points | Submitted 2012-08-25 17:52:23

It took my comment for you to figure that out? The picture gave it away for me.

pedpro |
543
points | Submitted 2012-08-25 18:01:33

Well I took the photo cause of the douchey truck he drives lol

gunsinarms14 |
654
points | Submitted 2012-08-25 21:48:31

i like to think its because he is sexually handicapped if you know what i mean

mbiii |
121110
points | Submitted 2012-08-25 17:41:03

He has small penis disorder... Side-effects include: Lifted truck to make it look better, bigger tires, all white truck. If you experience these symptons please call (1-800)-352-THISISNOTAREALNUMBER

Kalidian |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-25 18:59:34

or hummers.

mbiii |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-25 20:51:04

^ This

Senor_Citizen |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-26 00:36:31

Hummers are the ultimate douche-mobile. Take up the whole road and use tons of gas with little utility (at least a truck can haul shit).

nocear |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-26 00:34:35 (Edited)

Smallcocks is real. My neighbor has a serious case of it.

bobdole |
432
points | Submitted 2012-08-25 23:23:03

Pretty sure someone actually handicapped wold not be able to get in or out of that truck.

KeizerDrgn |
432
points | Submitted 2012-08-26 00:42:16

His small penis is a handicap in itself, right?

swiggy57 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-26 01:15:19

I've had a handicapped placard since I was 29. My wife since she was 42. Neither one of us are in wheel chairs... YET. Originally, my placard was because of a mobility issue due to arthritis. My wife (and now myself) are both heart patients with COPD. We are both in our mid-50s.

What bothers me is that too many people without the license or placard still insist on parking in those spaces. I had one guy, when I confronted him, say, "That sign is only for weekdays, not weekends".

point is, you are not this person's doctor.

Phalangeh |
321
points | Submitted 2012-08-26 02:53:42

What an ass. At least say "Sorry" when you get caught doing that crap instead of making things up and turning yourself into an even bigger jerk.

Sadly some people abuse the placards. My mother's neighbors in her apartment complex got a nice shiny handicapped parking spot sprayed in right by the door. Why? Because they were overweight. Interestingly enough, when that parking spot got sprayed in, they removed the wheelchair ramp and turned it into steps.

ChristianReitz |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-28 11:45:04

its cuz his penis is handicap

iopl3887 |
210
points | Submitted 2013-03-12 13:35:50

LOLOLOL

iopl3887 |
210
points | Submitted 2013-04-01 05:48:52

He breaks his leg every time he jumps out of the truck.