Well, guess I'm fucked...

Looks like a widow to me, I saw something that looked like a black widow, but with a Yellow hourglass, anyone know what that is?

A softer shade of death?

dunno, what I do know is that it was walking on my hand in the middle of the night, and I used my signature "OH JESUS ^!@# DIE YOU MOTHER !@#$er!"

At work the other day, one of the female cashiers came in screaming about a spider. walked out to find a giant wolf spider running around. Let's just say i beat her in the screaming contest.

Wolf spiders... those are the large, furry, deadly ones right?

http://lifeisabowlofkibble.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/wolf-spider.jpg Here, have some good dreams tonight.

Yeah, There aren't many of those in NY thankfully.

Ton's here in ohio, kind of wondering if this state should be nuked from low obit.

Bleh, link isn't working, look up Indonesian giant wasp.

There's a ton of them in Iowa. I always see like 3 or 4 when I'm camping or fishing. My friend caught one and kept it as a pet.

I don't go to his house anymore.

Those wasps are in Iowa....???

Ahh. I was going to say the wasps were only discovered last year, how the hell did they get here so fast? But yeah, No wolf spiders in NY, which may be the only reason I like this state.

This is one of the reasons why I am so fucking glad I'm Irish. The worst we have are badgers.

They're not venomous. But they cruise around on the ground at night, which is way worse than just chilling in a web. And their eyes sparkle like diamonds in the light of a headlamp. (The light has to be near your eyes for you to see the reflection from theirs.) They're everywhere, and I've seen some gigantic ones. Sometimes they get in their threat pose when you walk near them. Summer nights in Arizona belong to the spiders. Needless to say, I don't leave the house without a light.

There are several kinds of widow spiders. There's one called the Mexican Widow that's brownish. And some have markings that aren't hourglass shaped.

Mhm, I've encountered almost all widow's minus the red hourglass at least once, I've just never seen nor heard of one with a yellow hourglass before

Yeah that's definitely a black widow.

Who cares, press the button. Pussies

"I want to play a game," -Billy the Puppet.

This is a good sign though! If a spider did that to the emergency call phone that means that area must not have a lot of emergencies.

I'd call for emergency if I saw that spider.

The first thing I noticed was the spider web. The second thing I noticed was the spider.

The third thing I noticed was the button. The forth thing I noticed was the Braille.

I just have Brown Recluses..... Black Widow aint got shit on the Brown Recluse.