Trapped on the Escalator

... and in breaking news, a tragic accident leaves one girl dead. She had climbed into the bed of her father's pickup truck to get the last bag of groceries when her dad closed the tailgate. She died several hours later of exposure and dehydration. Found next to her was the fateful bag of groceries which contained a gallon of water, two boxes of Pop-Tarts, and a new sweatshirt.

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