You may be Taliban if

Shelved by: tehfool on 2012-08-06

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-30-31-32
points | Submitted 2012-08-06 14:34:42
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cubs463524 |
242322
points | Submitted 2012-08-06 15:29:17

Finally. Someone coming to the Taliban's aid. It's about damn time!

flower |
-31-32-33
points | Submitted 2012-08-06 15:51:14

Meh. Not even coming to their aid. Just sick of how hateful Americans are toward the rest of the world. Hating has never solved anything, it just perpetuates it. I could elaborate on how US thinks terrorizing the rest of the world is a-okay, but no one has the right to strike back, but there's already enough hate on here. No need to troll for it.

stephen89 |
151413
points | Submitted 2012-08-06 16:11:32

This is a hateful post towards a group of Islamist militants, the only people they are putting down are the taliban, the same people who brutally opress women and anybody else they please.

CornerYaCornea |
11109
points | Submitted 2012-08-06 16:13:56 (Edited)

Whoa, don't be a buzzkill, flower. You really saw this as a "hateful" post? I'm not sure what kind of righteous politically-correct humor you like, but calm down. Or maybe you just needed a segue to make a jab at Americans. Either way, it's pathetic

sbizzle |
543
points | Submitted 2012-08-06 16:22:50

Segue* Unless he needed a gyroscopically balanced two wheel cart to get to a position where Americans could hear him.

CornerYaCornea |
432
points | Submitted 2012-08-06 16:24:39

Good call. I think flower is a female, but I don't wanna assume

stephen89 |
432
points | Submitted 2012-08-06 16:47:20

No assumption, flower is female.

sbizzle |
543
points | Submitted 2012-08-06 17:30:19

Eh, semantics.

Uzaka |
987
points | Submitted 2012-08-06 16:32:46

Meh, I only really hate Terrorists, and they deserve every little bit of hate they receive.

Love5eva |
432
points | Submitted 2012-08-07 01:00:45

Flower usually I agree with you, but this is bashing on the taliban. How is that wrong? It's liking bashing Stormfront or Hamas.

flower |
-12-13-14
points | Submitted 2012-08-07 01:03:06

Meh. I guess I just don't see hate on hate to be much of a solution. It certainly isn't good for the soul.

Love5eva |
654
points | Submitted 2012-08-07 01:07:51

I see where you're coming from, but this isn't really strong enough to be considered hate. This is more poking fun. I think terrorists should always be poked fun at because it gives them less power (their power lies within their ability to cause fear).

flower |
-10-11-12
points | Submitted 2012-08-07 01:09:33

I'll leave you guys to your 'fun poking' then.

and_scene |
654
points | Submitted 2012-08-07 10:00:52

Are you really so stupid? You are displaying tolerance of intolerance do you believe the post was aimed at the followers of Islam? The post reads Taliban, does it not? The terrorist organization responsible for butchering thousands? If it said Kony would it be ok then? Could we make fun of him and his followers? They hate you and everything you live for because they took the teachings of their prophet to live by violence and tyranny. But I suppose using humor as a weapon against uptight fanatical assclowns is too hateful and mean. Pouty face at the humorless wench.

jasonsheppard |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-07 04:18:08

i agree, sick and hateful

Deleted |
543
points | Submitted 2012-08-06 17:23:18

Anything can be construed as 'hateful' -- that word by definition is subjective. What's important is if this post illustrates accurate implications of Talibani 'culture'. From reading through it, it appears as though it does.

There are plenty of pacifistic Muslim tribes in the Middle East for which none of these (except for #4 and #10 in most cases to be honest) are true. flower -- if you're going to call the US 'hateful' don't hide behind the classic "I could if I wanted to" excuse...either give an example or just don't say anything at all.

pandamusmaximus |
321
points | Submitted 2012-08-07 08:11:00

Has anyone on here actually met Afghans? Taliban or otherwise? This is a vulgar albeit accurate satirical view of Islamic society. It uses the Taliban (Quite accurately, in my opinion.) As an example in order to focus on extremist Muslims and their inherent contradictions. I see a lot of pissing and moaning from people who don't know what they're talking about and I think all of those people (Especially Flower.) need to shut the fuck up!

Bambarger |
10-1
points | Submitted 2012-08-07 12:21:29

That was awesome. Kinda got away from you there at the end. I love it. there's just a breaking point when trying to talk to these people.

Uzaka |
10-1
points | Submitted 2012-08-07 19:26:30

My cousin met a few Taliban during his last tour in Afghanistan, He couldn't say much with them shooting bullets and fucking rockets at him.

Uzaka |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-07 19:27:20

However the civilians he met were very nice people

hodedofome |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-08 16:21:00

Everything on the list is pretty spot on. However #2 is somewhat inaccurate. They are given the weapons by unlimited funding sources throughout the oil producing world. So while they may have bought their own clothes, the weapons and ammo are provided by other sources. And if you know anything about how it works, money is in plenty supply.

R0TMASTER |
210
points | Submitted 2013-01-16 12:01:44

they refine opium not heroin