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Exploiting a child's deepest darkest fears to get them to do what you want? Sure--why not :-P
All is fair in love and parenting...
For those of you literalists, it's a joke...get it~ LOLbrary?
(Not you Meadock, just the swarms who attack me when I make these kind of jokes...)
Never did any damage to me... Saying that, this is essentially what would happen;
Dad: "Eat your broccoli or the monsters will take you!"
Me: "I don't care! I bet they wouldn't make me eat broccoli!"
This explains a lot about you, Nixie.
My sisters and I were banned from using the word fart because it made us laugh so much.
We were the most delicate and dainty children...
I don't know about you, but I get all my parenting advise from the internet.