Shelved by: Meadock on 2012-07-31 | Source
Comment on This Post:
Instant $1million, pay off all debts and student loans attributed to my family and close friends. Hire financial advisor and bank/invest $500k, use the rest as buffer money or to help my own interests and ventures. Continue to work.
The alternative is either get more money than you could need or walk away with nothing. Rather just take the $1mil
You forgot to account for taxes. Gotta pay your fair share! At least $350k would go to taxes, likely more.
I'm going under the assumption that the $1mil is what I'm left with after said prize-tax. Then I'll hold it all offshore like a fat-cat don.
I'm going under the assumption that a colorful red button doesn't pay mother fucking taxes
lol instant 1 million i could really use to get me start in life and good for college i don't take more than i need considering there is always a risk. and taxes aren't even 35% for the average person in college or starting a family lol its 30 and you would still get less then that taken away i believe its only federal taxes
When will it arrive????
Now I want to know what was deleted. AHHHH!
Easiest question ever. Red. Why would I ever need more than one million dollars? Also, I'm not a gambler, and I would hate myself for the rest of my life if I chose green and lost.
You would be amazed how fast a million goes.
Honestly, I really don't know what I would do. Maybe I would pick the red one and then use that money to try to make 100 million. Then I wouldn't feel like a complete loser in life who just had everything handed to him (only the initial 1 million xD).
Depends on where you live. For example, I'd buy a house and invest the rest. The only problem is houses where I live don't really go below 400k unless they're falling apart. So that is half the money right there.
Only an idiot would pick the green one.
GREEN, YOLO......I..I am so sorry
Oh Ahkilleww!! I only upvoted you because you apologized for the YOLO.
who needs any of this money when you have swag... oh dear i've done made myself retarded..
I read that last part in Larry the Cable Guy's voice. I don't know why.
Green every time. 1million US is not a lot of money, especially if you're young.
The average house price in britain is 500,000 US.
But if you buy a $500,000 house in cash, you will be set for a long time. Assuming it's not 2005, the house will hold that value for a very long time, so it's not like that money is gone.
"Green every time. 1million US is not a lot of money, especially if you're young."
Very true! But theres a chance you may not get that 100 million... And now look your a Gambler and your Greedy. And you dont have any money. Congratulations. But i suppose if your willing to take that chance go for it. But dont come to me when you commit suicide. Seriously please dont. I dont want Ghost all over the place. YOU CANT HAUNT ME. LEAVE ME ALONE. http://fightthefaith.tumblr.com/post/1393028298/jehovah-witnesses-i-feel-your-pain-pac-man-be
It never said you couldn't press either button more than once. So just keep hitting them!
Bravo. It only says you can only press one. Doesn't say how many times you can press that one.
Whoops. I got too excited, I thought I found a loophole.
Just keep pressing the green one.
I'll take the million.
I'd rather have something than nothing at all.
Although it won't add to a lot when it comes to pounds, I'd go with red. I can get a good start in my business with it.
It's still £630,279. That's not terrible.
Nah, but it still cost a lot to set up a cafe and cosplay/outfit store
Go with red, pay off all your debts. Cause when all your debts paid off,you just start to make money, no?
I'd choose red if I only got one push. I am a man of few needs. For instance, owning my own harem.
A million dollars can buy alot, but I'm not sure if it would keep your harem for very long.
That's okay, I would have spent most of the money on the most jewish lawyer in the universe anyway, so they would be stuck.
Green twice. I like them odds.
Just because you have a 50% chance of winning does not mean you are guaranteed to win if you push it twice. That just isn't how chance works my friend :D
Fine then, green a million times.
Bad luck Brian. Hit's green a million times. Loses.
Press the green one. The risk is worth the payoff.
Green, worst comes to, I become a cop in vegas, 200k a year base pay!
you've been given the opportunity to have free money
if i dont win 100million, im at the same point i left off at, nothing changes
if i win; i secure my life retirement and also a few generations after me
and maybe 1 mill for charity
now everyone loves me and im famous
although 1 million is nice
It didn't say how many times you can push, so 1 million 100 times, or as many times it takes to get 100 million from the green one
Red. I have the worst possible luck.
100 times the red button!