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Daiakaro |
222120
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 13:46:32

Instant $1million, pay off all debts and student loans attributed to my family and close friends. Hire financial advisor and bank/invest $500k, use the rest as buffer money or to help my own interests and ventures. Continue to work.

The alternative is either get more money than you could need or walk away with nothing. Rather just take the $1mil

aspurgeon |
10-1
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 20:04:54 (Edited)

You forgot to account for taxes. Gotta pay your fair share! At least $350k would go to taxes, likely more.

Daiakaro |
432
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 20:33:47

I'm going under the assumption that the $1mil is what I'm left with after said prize-tax. Then I'll hold it all offshore like a fat-cat don.

Vinnyrm |
876
points | Submitted 2012-08-01 00:53:14

I'm going under the assumption that a colorful red button doesn't pay mother fucking taxes

Meadock |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-01 09:37:02

Agreed :-P

godpk30 |
210
points | Submitted 2013-01-23 16:31:41

lol instant 1 million i could really use to get me start in life and good for college i don't take more than i need considering there is always a risk. and taxes aren't even 35% for the average person in college or starting a family lol its 30 and you would still get less then that taken away i believe its only federal taxes

tubacutie |
543
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 13:51:39

When will it arrive????

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10-1
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 14:06:00
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tubacutie |
321
points | Submitted 2012-08-06 00:24:12

Now I want to know what was deleted. AHHHH!

flower |
432
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 14:18:19

Easiest question ever. Red. Why would I ever need more than one million dollars? Also, I'm not a gambler, and I would hate myself for the rest of my life if I chose green and lost.

enoughalready |
432
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 16:34:07

You would be amazed how fast a million goes.

Honestly, I really don't know what I would do. Maybe I would pick the red one and then use that money to try to make 100 million. Then I wouldn't feel like a complete loser in life who just had everything handed to him (only the initial 1 million xD).

stephen89 |
432
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 16:35:44

Depends on where you live. For example, I'd buy a house and invest the rest. The only problem is houses where I live don't really go below 400k unless they're falling apart. So that is half the money right there.

CaliGurl_Not |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 14:33:29

Only an idiot would pick the green one.

Ahkilleww |
765
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 14:41:16

GREEN, YOLO......I..I am so sorry

flower |
654
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 18:25:08

Oh Ahkilleww!! I only upvoted you because you apologized for the YOLO.

Vinnyrm |
654
points | Submitted 2012-08-01 00:54:33 (Edited)

who needs any of this money when you have swag... oh dear i've done made myself retarded..

Latitude |
321
points | Submitted 2012-08-23 02:53:18

I read that last part in Larry the Cable Guy's voice. I don't know why.

Vinnyrm |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-23 17:40:40

hahahahahahaahaha epic

pronoes |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 15:53:03

Green every time. 1million US is not a lot of money, especially if you're young.

The average house price in britain is 500,000 US.

sbizzle |
321
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 16:12:03

But if you buy a $500,000 house in cash, you will be set for a long time. Assuming it's not 2005, the house will hold that value for a very long time, so it's not like that money is gone.

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210
points | Submitted 2013-03-18 04:37:59
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Shroom207 |
210
points | Submitted 2013-03-18 04:39:42 (Edited)

"Green every time. 1million US is not a lot of money, especially if you're young."

Very true! But theres a chance you may not get that 100 million... And now look your a Gambler and your Greedy. And you dont have any money. Congratulations. But i suppose if your willing to take that chance go for it. But dont come to me when you commit suicide. Seriously please dont. I dont want Ghost all over the place. YOU CANT HAUNT ME. LEAVE ME ALONE. http://fightthefaith.tumblr.com/post/1393028298/jehovah-witnesses-i-feel-your-pain-pac-man-be

sobel988 |
654
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 16:10:25

It never said you couldn't press either button more than once. So just keep hitting them!

sbizzle |
321
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 16:12:40

Bravo. It only says you can only press one. Doesn't say how many times you can press that one.

sobel988 |
321
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 16:13:25

Whoops. I got too excited, I thought I found a loophole.

Space_weasel |
432
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 17:54:45

Just keep pressing the green one.

jamkro |
432
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 16:45:16 (Edited)

I'll take the million.

I'd rather have something than nothing at all.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
432
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 16:45:22

Although it won't add to a lot when it comes to pounds, I'd go with red. I can get a good start in my business with it.

Latitude |
321
points | Submitted 2012-08-23 02:55:33

It's still £630,279. That's not terrible.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-23 15:20:49

Nah, but it still cost a lot to set up a cafe and cosplay/outfit store

LmaoLoganLol |
654
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 17:16:24

Go with red, pay off all your debts. Cause when all your debts paid off,you just start to make money, no?

Space_weasel |
432
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 17:55:36

I'd choose red if I only got one push. I am a man of few needs. For instance, owning my own harem.

flower |
321
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 18:26:47

A million dollars can buy alot, but I'm not sure if it would keep your harem for very long.

Space_weasel |
321
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 19:57:13

That's okay, I would have spent most of the money on the most jewish lawyer in the universe anyway, so they would be stuck.

flower |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 20:01:16

lol

cledusmaximus |
321
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 20:08:55

Green twice. I like them odds.

fuck_yeah_rage |
321
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 20:11:55

Just because you have a 50% chance of winning does not mean you are guaranteed to win if you push it twice. That just isn't how chance works my friend :D

cledusmaximus |
321
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 20:15:00

Fine then, green a million times.

young-jesusy |
765
points | Submitted 2012-08-01 01:20:49

Bad luck Brian. Hit's green a million times. Loses.

Katangafor |
321
points | Submitted 2012-08-01 02:35:32

aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww

giantpenguin87 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-01 14:46:02

Press the green one. The risk is worth the payoff.

Uzaka |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-03 23:36:55

Green, worst comes to, I become a cop in vegas, 200k a year base pay!

laxman09 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-10-14 18:28:12

green you've been given the opportunity to have free money if i dont win 100million, im at the same point i left off at, nothing changes if i win; i secure my life retirement and also a few generations after me and maybe 1 mill for charity now everyone loves me and im famous

definitely green

although 1 million is nice

tigeronyx |
321
points | Submitted 2013-02-18 18:39:51

It didn't say how many times you can push, so 1 million 100 times, or as many times it takes to get 100 million from the green one

thatotherdude57 |
210
points | Submitted 2013-02-20 19:40:47

Red. I have the worst possible luck.

Riokan |
210
points | Submitted 2013-03-12 11:51:20

100 times the red button!