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Give her bigger boobs then it'll be a dilemma...
This is nearly an every podcast question to the geust on my favorite podcast.
Edit: Oh and choice A.
Choice B for sure.. dont have to listen to her talk all the time and you can still have fun downstairs.. also.. if you get hungry you can chop the top half off cook it up n eat it and still have fun downstairs...
Necrophilia is never a good option.
well yeah after a week or so its not a good option..
You, sir, have a criminally brilliant mind.
Mermade because of the attractivness and she still has the ability of sucking it, also someone to talk to so you don't go insane of lonliness.
A,On another note, does anyone else hate when laptop keys pop off?
About half of the keys popped of my laptop when I was typing that, I spent about 4 hours putting them back on.
My space bar came off and I couldn't get it back on so now typing is slightly more difficult. First-world problems suck.
you are probably missing a piece of metal that helps it spring back up
there is usually 2 pieces of plastic that yuo have to fidgit together, then you place it in the keyboard FIRST. Not the key. the keyBOARD.
Then you place the plastic key overtop of it.
Which one would give better BJs?
Depends what the fish head was...
It's only a hard decision if you're a guy.
Not really a dilemma for me, but wouldn't B have to stay in the ocean? It'd have gills and thus be unable to breathe on land.
B: Two holes
But 1 is all you need.
Butt* 1 is all you need.
The question is which would I choose as a companion. That means the other one will be there we just wont be friends....which makes for a great affair
Smells like fish either way.
A because fish still have vaginas... duh
Does the upper-have-mermaid have to live underwater or can it just sort of lay there suffocating and barely moving for years at a time?
A, I said I love havin sex, but I'd rather get some head!
My head is telling me A. My other head is also saying A. I guess its A.
I would go with A -- but that would eventually be frustrating as hell. On a related note, I'm pretty sure the "fish" part of a traditional mermaid starts after the genitals, at least according to this guy. I however am unable to find a single example of this, so I can only imagine what it might look like >_>
It's gotta be A. She can still give the BJ which will do just fine and B doesn't have arms so I'd have to cook my own food.
Ill take regular mermaid. I can settle for BJs
i choose b. shell flop and thrash around alot. like i like it. mmmmmm.
Id choose A so I would have someone to talk too. Sex isn't everything.
Mermaid A. Blow jobs! Use your imagination people!
Seriously guys? Choice A is a no brainer. Blowjobs, hand jobs, motor boating(provided the rack is bigger), fondling, etc. Let's just hope she isn't a whinny bitch.
I will choose secret answer C, the top half of A and the bottom half on B
OKAY I AM GOING TO HAVE TO GO WITH A. FOR A MULTITUDE OF REASONS BUT THE #1 DISQUALIFIER FOR B. IS THE WHAT IF FACTOR. I WOULD HATE TO THINK WHAT WOULD BE THE OUTCOME IF THAT FISH HEAD MERMAID ENDED UP PREGNANT.
Choice A easily, the fish one would either die after a few minutes or forever stay in the sea and i could not make love do a dead giant half fish even if it had a vagina, and assuming choice A can swim it could hunt fish and therefore be a source of food as well as sanity as companionship.