What would you choose?

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ironicstatement |
11109
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 01:01:00

Give her bigger boobs then it'll be a dilemma...

tmoney212121 |
10-1
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 01:05:41 (Edited)

This is nearly an every podcast question to the geust on my favorite podcast.

Edit: Oh and choice A.

ljmjollnir |
131211
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 01:35:18

Choice B for sure.. dont have to listen to her talk all the time and you can still have fun downstairs.. also.. if you get hungry you can chop the top half off cook it up n eat it and still have fun downstairs...

bartok13 |
171615
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 01:47:43

Necrophilia is never a good option.

ljmjollnir |
141312
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 01:56:21

well yeah after a week or so its not a good option..

justjesi |
131211
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 02:07:27

You, sir, have a criminally brilliant mind.

NaNaNaNaBATMAN |
321
points | Submitted 2012-12-06 15:32:01

Mermade because of the attractivness and she still has the ability of sucking it, also someone to talk to so you don't go insane of lonliness.

random136 |
210
points | Submitted 2013-02-20 20:51:13

yep

Uzaka |
654
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 01:39:41

A,On another note, does anyone else hate when laptop keys pop off?

Chaud314231 |
321
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 04:58:16

YES

Uzaka |
432
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 12:05:59

About half of the keys popped of my laptop when I was typing that, I spent about 4 hours putting them back on.

cledusmaximus |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 15:53:02

My space bar came off and I couldn't get it back on so now typing is slightly more difficult. First-world problems suck.

Chaud314231 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-26 00:44:55

you are probably missing a piece of metal that helps it spring back up

Chaud314231 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-26 00:44:23

there is usually 2 pieces of plastic that yuo have to fidgit together, then you place it in the keyboard FIRST. Not the key. the keyBOARD.

Then you place the plastic key overtop of it.

Urinal_Pube |
876
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 02:35:45

Which one would give better BJs?

Nixie-the-Pixie |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 08:01:55

Depends what the fish head was...

Feliks530 |
765
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 19:22:19

Pirahna

SidekickRuru |
321
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 07:55:09

It's only a hard decision if you're a guy.

SleepyButt |
321
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 22:40:47

*straight guy

SidekickRuru |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-26 11:08:44

True.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
987
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 08:02:36

Not really a dilemma for me, but wouldn't B have to stay in the ocean? It'd have gills and thus be unable to breathe on land.

ofthebull |
321
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 08:13:36

B: Two holes

animegx43 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 18:59:35

But 1 is all you need.

poiuyt1587 |
0-1-2
points | Submitted 2012-10-05 11:09:32

Butt* 1 is all you need.

NutterD |
432
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 09:01:50

The question is which would I choose as a companion. That means the other one will be there we just wont be friends....which makes for a great affair

3bob |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-14 07:14:23

~solved~

Xman242 |
10-1
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 09:39:31

Smells like fish either way.

cadetswirly |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 16:41:45

A

Feliks530 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 18:40:20

A because fish still have vaginas... duh

3bob |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-14 07:14:41

this

Deleted |
321
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 18:59:36

Does the upper-have-mermaid have to live underwater or can it just sort of lay there suffocating and barely moving for years at a time?

getmetolol |
321
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 19:25:43 (Edited)

A, I said I love havin sex, but I'd rather get some head!

therealdubs |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 20:07:31

My head is telling me A. My other head is also saying A. I guess its A.

Meadock |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 20:35:32

I would go with A -- but that would eventually be frustrating as hell. On a related note, I'm pretty sure the "fish" part of a traditional mermaid starts after the genitals, at least according to this guy. I however am unable to find a single example of this, so I can only imagine what it might look like >_>

bartok13 |
432
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 21:00:37

It's gotta be A. She can still give the BJ which will do just fine and B doesn't have arms so I'd have to cook my own food.

panicswitches |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 22:08:45

Ill take regular mermaid. I can settle for BJs

Thats-Doable |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-28 14:07:20

i choose b. shell flop and thrash around alot. like i like it. mmmmmm.

Will-i-am |
0-1-2
points | Submitted 2012-07-28 20:53:01

Id choose A so I would have someone to talk too. Sex isn't everything.

Dragonrider1227 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-22 00:40:38

Mermaid A. Blow jobs! Use your imagination people!

TheMadRabbi666 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-10-10 15:46:53

Seriously guys? Choice A is a no brainer. Blowjobs, hand jobs, motor boating(provided the rack is bigger), fondling, etc. Let's just hope she isn't a whinny bitch.

ricman136 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-11-01 20:30:33

I will choose secret answer C, the top half of A and the bottom half on B

ricman136 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-11-01 20:36:14

I will choose secret answer C, the top half of A and the bottom half on B

YOGIHOOKS |
321
points | Submitted 2012-12-17 15:56:26

OKAY I AM GOING TO HAVE TO GO WITH A. FOR A MULTITUDE OF REASONS BUT THE #1 DISQUALIFIER FOR B. IS THE WHAT IF FACTOR. I WOULD HATE TO THINK WHAT WOULD BE THE OUTCOME IF THAT FISH HEAD MERMAID ENDED UP PREGNANT.

Joeee357 |
210
points | Submitted 2013-04-02 18:59:19

Choice A easily, the fish one would either die after a few minutes or forever stay in the sea and i could not make love do a dead giant half fish even if it had a vagina, and assuming choice A can swim it could hunt fish and therefore be a source of food as well as sanity as companionship.