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I only have swords/daggers. Would those count, or would I have to do something like slice the table in half, and then sheath the sword slowly, before making it make that "click" sound at the end as the table finally breaks apart?
With enough force, a broadsword can so substantial damage to a solid oak table.
Usually, tables in interviews are that cardboard mush stuff, so that should be pretty easy to slice through.
I don't have a broadsword though... Just katanas... I'd have to sharpen the larger one though. It's got an intentionally dulled edge as I bought it at Otakon.
Oh, they're generally not made correctly if they're just for display. It could shatter!
Yea, it was fairly cheap. The metal isn't even formed very well, which is funny since they are made via mold. I couldn't afford a really nice one.
Then I'm afraid it'll probably break the table and send shards of metal everywhere.
Get yourself a broadsword.
I can has monies for pretty pointy/stabby/slashy fun, happy-times toy?
I need a new car desperately first lol.
Get a car, then a broadsword.
I want a broadsword...
I'll get a car that dispenses broadswords to attack my adversaries on the road. Also to beat the piss out of those jackasses who run out into traffic or take 5 minutes to walk across the street when you are obviously waiting for them.
I think if you run after them yelling, broadsword aloft, they'd move pretty fast.
I'd still run them down. MY car has trample and I'll be damned if I don't at least give them a good gash with the sword.
I put on my robe and wizard hat...