Life's just not fair!

| Shelved by: baconbaconbacon on 2012-07-12
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Meadock |
131211
points | Submitted 2012-07-13 00:21:28 (Edited)

Love this one. But seriously...I want answers.

Phalangeh |
10-1
points | Submitted 2012-07-13 22:52:26

I'd congratulate anyone that could stand 9-10 months with a tiny human being living inside them, then being forced to pop the sucker out. Rubbing anything to congratulate anyone is kind of weird, though. No way would I touch a pregnant lady.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
321
points | Submitted 2012-07-14 05:03:00

Because the woman does the majority of the work in pregnancy.

And plus, we don't know how the baby will turn out. If it turns out crappy then that's clearly the man's fault!

Mr_Red |
210
points | Submitted 2012-11-04 03:59:19

When men start giving birth, we're blaming you XD

Nixie-the-Pixie |
210
points | Submitted 2012-11-04 06:15:31

When men start giving birth, they will finally find a way of making everything to do with it utterly pain free.

Mr_Red |
321
points | Submitted 2012-11-04 08:26:46 (Edited)

For female maybe. But if it's females that figure it out, they will claim that the body of a man is far too different, and therefore no pain-free child birth for you! Then, you will settle in a nice soft chair and watch us squirm in pain, our sufferubg - and then you will all just smile with satisfaction and delight. "Yeah, go on - Puuush. Breath. Puuush. How does that feel? Puuuush. Feel our pain now? PUSH!" Maybe.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
321
points | Submitted 2012-11-04 16:21:42

My point is that if men had childbirth they'd have found a totally pain free way of doing it centuries ago :3

It's a running joke we had with our (male) history teacher.

Mr_Red |
210
points | Submitted 2012-11-06 14:53:43

And my point is that if women will find such a way, they won't share =)

Wait... Why History teacher?

Nixie-the-Pixie |
210
points | Submitted 2012-11-06 16:56:59

We were doing medicine through History - childbirth came up a lot

Mr_Red |
210
points | Submitted 2012-11-06 17:08:01

That clears it up =)

(Puuuush man puuush!) (Dammit honey i don't have an exit!) sorry.

Knallscharsche |
876
points | Submitted 2012-07-13 01:25:43 (Edited)

So many soldiers died on the way to the death star. Just one made his way to the core. Life's just not fair!

cgeorge |
654
points | Submitted 2012-07-13 09:34:56

My wife is pregnant and about to give birth any day, I believe congratulations are in order!

BoodaSRK |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-13 17:22:01

They're trying to take her mind off labor.

kristingueng |
321
points | Submitted 2012-07-21 00:40:42

ok time for me to find matthew and rub his dick. :l

Julia722 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-10-07 17:52:39

They don't rub your dick because they're afraid you might do a good job again ;)

KitsuneLenali |
210
points | Submitted 2013-01-25 20:00:37

Because the woman is the one actually carrying the baby, and the one who will eventually deliver it?