Shelved by: baconbaconbacon on 2012-07-13
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Love this one. But seriously...I want answers.
I'd congratulate anyone that could stand 9-10 months with a tiny human being living inside them, then being forced to pop the sucker out. Rubbing anything to congratulate anyone is kind of weird, though. No way would I touch a pregnant lady.
Because the woman does the majority of the work in pregnancy.
And plus, we don't know how the baby will turn out. If it turns out crappy then that's clearly the man's fault!
When men start giving birth, we're blaming you XD
When men start giving birth, they will finally find a way of making everything to do with it utterly pain free.
For female maybe. But if it's females that figure it out, they will claim that the body of a man is far too different, and therefore no pain-free child birth for you! Then, you will settle in a nice soft chair and watch us squirm in pain, our sufferubg - and then you will all just smile with satisfaction and delight.
"Yeah, go on - Puuush. Breath. Puuush. How does that feel? Puuuush. Feel our pain now? PUSH!"
My point is that if men had childbirth they'd have found a totally pain free way of doing it centuries ago :3
It's a running joke we had with our (male) history teacher.
And my point is that if women will find such a way, they won't share =)
Wait... Why History teacher?
We were doing medicine through History - childbirth came up a lot
That clears it up =)
(Puuuush man puuush!)
(Dammit honey i don't have an exit!) sorry.
So many soldiers died on the way to the death star. Just one made his way to the core. Life's just not fair!
My wife is pregnant and about to give birth any day, I believe congratulations are in order!
They're trying to take her mind off labor.
ok time for me to find matthew and rub his dick. :l
They don't rub your dick because they're afraid you might do a good job again ;)
Because the woman is the one actually carrying the baby, and the one who will eventually deliver it?