Who's Your Zombie Apocalypse Team?

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warehouse |
543
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 05:33:08

wow... i actually got a decent team from one of these for once: nancy botwin (badass), lebron james (zombie foder), batman (asskickingmofo)

billmalarky |
765
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 05:51:22

Tyrion Lannister, GORDON FUCKING FREEMAN (spelled wrong in post), and THE MUTHAFUCKIN' ROCK!

SUCK IT PEEPS!

I am really excited about my team. Hell Gordon Freeman alone is enough... if he had his crowbar? Gameover zombies...

Tyrion Lannister could rock running through vents at lightspeed when necessary to unlock new rooms etc.

The Rock may be cheesy, but fuck what anyone says, Dwayne Johnson seems like a pretty stand up guy. Not to mention he could lay the "smackdown" on some zombies.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 05:58:58

Lil Wayne, Ari Gold (no idea who that is) and Iron Man.

I think with Iron Man I'll be alright. I don't think zombies can chomp through metal, and I'm sure he'll make me a suit too!

INmySTRATEjaket |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 18:33:36

Ari Gold is Jeremy Piven's character in Entourage.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-14 06:05:46

Still don't know him lol. Not seen Entourage. I should google it but I'm lazy

INmySTRATEjaket |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-14 19:20:48

Just know that it's Jeremy Piven. And, if you still don't know who the actor is, watch the movie PCU. PCU is on my "recommend to everyone ever" list.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-15 10:58:05

Is it a good team (minus Lil Wayne)?

INmySTRATEjaket |
432
points | Submitted 2012-05-15 17:49:24

Ari Gold is an awfully motivational person capable of bending arms and getting shit done, which would be instrumental in acquiring equipment and reorganizing societies in the new world. Lil' Wayne, in spite of his public appearance, is actually an awfully intelligent person and capable of pulling people under him because of his mass appeal. Iron Man is awfully self-explanatory. He would be instrumental in physically rebuilding and keeping important technological resources on line, as well as being very capable of reconnaissance in his suit. The only problem with this, though, is that Iron Man succumbed to the T-virus in Marvel Zombies and could be a liability because of his heroic tendencies. Once he gets bit, you're all kinda fucked. It's a bit of a toss-up, but I think your odds are good because Iron Man would likely need another hero to infect him.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-15 17:56:43

Ah, so I'd be the weak link.

NO! I can make them sandwiches! Men loves sandwiches!

INmySTRATEjaket |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-15 21:38:52

Or... ya know... Have sex with them.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-16 07:30:33

... I'm not gonna put what I originally thought in here... Use your imagination for that.

But you're right.

Jay |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 06:02:19

Dexter, Louis CK, Iron Man.

Lirali |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 07:06:05

Wow, I've got Dr. House, BATMAN, and Scarlett Johansson. I think we're set.

Kraegor |
543
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 07:29:33

Sheldon Cooper, Peter Griffin and Justin Bieber... ooh dear

julesverne1492 |
432
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 19:16:10

Hahahahahaha....At least you'd have humor.

billmalarky |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-14 09:25:52

Can't argue with dying laughing.

superemofatboy |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 21:39:21

Dude same birthday, except I had Batman.

Kalidian |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 08:18:04 (Edited)

Cal Lightman, Lebron James, and the Hulk.

Lol... I wonder if the Hulk is resilient to zombie bites and infection... I hope so cuz my plan is just to ride on his shoulder while he smashes his way through everything.

chcarraway |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 09:19:39

River Tam, Bender, and Mike Tyson. I think I'm good.

Shinigamo |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 10:53:58

Lil Wayne, Ari Gold and Captain Jack Sparrow. I guess the 3 of us will have good times making fun of Lil Wayne's music.

themohawkninja |
543
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 12:18:26

Darth Vader, Sheldon Cooper, and Kim Kardashian? The Force, brains, and sex?

WOOHOO!

LmaoLoganLol |
543
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 12:51:33

Dexter, Batman, awesome! wait... snooki.... shit.

safepooter |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 13:11:53

ari gold, skrillex, and bender!!! i win because i got bender!

Keazy843 |
543
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 13:14:38

HOUSE!!! i win instantly, Jack Sparrow FUCK YEAH!!! nicki minaj..... fuck i lost

thestapler |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 13:36:19

darth vader. enough said.

Bosrobot |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 13:44:07

Nancy botwin, bruce willis, batman

Space_weasel |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 13:54:15

Ari Gold, Scarlett Johansson, Gordan Freeman. I think I'll be good.

bartok13 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 14:27:54

Tyrion Lannister (that guys survives everything), The Incredible Hulk (hulk smash), and 50 Cent (he will be killed off quickly by the Hulk). I can survive with just the first two.

Feliks530 |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 14:59:17

Sorry guys, but I win hands down. Sheldon Cooper (super genius)... Batman (billionaire, fighter, badass)... Kim Kardashian (gotta repopulate the earth somehow)

jmoobs |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 15:05:35

Jack Bauer, Darth Vader, Chuck Norris. survival is guaranteed.

dreamcatcher22 |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 17:07:22

jack bauer nicki minaj and cap'n jack sparrow. that would make a pretty funny movie lmao

LibertariansFTW |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 18:42:33

Dexter, Chuck Norris and Iron Man.

Unbeatable I dare say.

jamkro |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 18:59:28

I got the best one: Nancy Botwin, Angolina Jolie, and fucking Darth Vader! Time to repopulate the Earth!

...That's gonna be one mad foursome.

julesverne1492 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 19:17:28

House, Darth Vader, and Jason Statham. Someone to keep me alive, someone to repel the zombies with force, and someone to have sex with afterwards. Sounds good.

ghght |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 19:37:46

Dammit! I was pretty fucking excited to have River Tam and Jack Sparrow... And then Angelina Jolie joined in. What's she gonna do? Use her UN skills to make peace with the Zombies? We're fucked.

liquid_j |
432
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 20:00:56

no, she will adopt all the zombies

liquid_j |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 20:00:32

I'm safe... I have House as a medic, Darth Vader as the asswhooper, and Kim Cardassian as my zombie bait!

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321
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 20:26:55

I got stupid Tyrion and Skrillex but since my shirt is black and white i get batman and captain jack sparrow :D

Nixie-the-Pixie |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-15 10:59:51 (Edited)

Wait, if our shirt is multicoloured we get all the colours in it?

EDIT: Cause mine is red with black pokadots and that means I get Iron Man and Batman! HECK YES!

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210
points | Submitted 2012-05-16 23:35:00

O: I want a Red and black pokadotted shirt :(

Nixie-the-Pixie |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-17 04:51:26

My Ladybird shirt :3 Yay being a girl and getting pokadot stuff!

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210
points | Submitted 2012-05-18 00:24:30

damn my penis -.-

Nixie-the-Pixie |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-18 04:17:19

Yeah, you get strips and checks.

JDiiCK |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 20:39:40

Dexter, Bender, and Brady...

Wish I was born on August 14th wearing a Red shirt.

Stargate525 |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 23:04:07

Sheldon Cooper (The brains) Bender (The tank) The Rock (...The Rock)

...I guess that makes me the zombie-bait.

tmoney212121 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 23:12:44

House, Captain Jack Sparrow, and Louis CK - I think I have a pretty good chance here.

anvilusa |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 23:55:12

ROFL...White shirt nov 24...Tyrion figures it all out..Captain Jack makes it happen...and Barrak sings us a song..EPIC

jillmalarky |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-14 00:13:45 (Edited)

River Tam, Iron Man, and Mitt Romney... Well, at least we have someone to sacrifice to the zombies!

Theredivh152 |
432
points | Submitted 2012-05-14 00:29:11

Sheldon (fml I hate him), Gordon Fuckin Freeman, and Snoop Dogg. 2 out of 3 aint bad, at least Snoop can summon Tupac for 5 minutes at a time.

drumgod1574 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-14 02:12:27

Sheldon Cooper, Jon Stewart, and Captain Jack Sparrow...I'm gonna die....FROM LAUGHING!!

Loltacos |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-14 02:23:15

Sheldon Cooper, Justin Beiber, Incredible Hulk...fixed itself in the end.

Luser3 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-14 04:07:47 (Edited)

Sheldon , The Rock AND Motherfuckin Sephiroth

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210
points | Submitted 2012-05-14 04:13:29

Tyrion Lannister, Natalie Portman and IRONMAN!

NutterD |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-14 04:37:27

Hands down best team ever Walter White, ima be high as fuuuck. Dave Grohl, Gonna be rocking out and then batman....fucking batman

DesolateDustin |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-14 04:47:34

House, Harry Potter, and Scarlett Johansson

billmalarky |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-14 09:27:13

That's a pretty solid team.

DesolateDustin |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-15 19:34:47

I feel pretty confident with them

billmalarky |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-16 10:13:09

What are you going to do when you need to repopulate the planet? ;-)

DesolateDustin |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-17 18:23:56

I'm sure I can think of something lol

Khryptik |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-14 11:23:53

Dr. Cal Lightman, Mike Tyson & Batman

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210
points | Submitted 2012-05-14 13:04:21
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doseisfresh |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-15 12:32:41

This was great until I got to the birth date... Kenny powers, (fuck yeah) Iron man (Even more fuck yeah) and then.....Lil Wayne.... kill me now.

billmalarky |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-16 10:13:34

Just off lil wayne and you're fine.

doseisfresh |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-17 08:47:19

I'll probably throw him to the zombies and let him die before I start shooting him. However he might be decent with a gun. If he sings I'm killing him immediately though.

billmalarky |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-17 08:55:00

He might be decent with a gun if he hadn't smoked himself retarded.

doseisfresh |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-17 08:58:59

Completely true. Just going to push him into the zombies and be done with it.

billmalarky |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-17 09:02:25

Just say, "Sorry that YOLO *push*."

fatconrad |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-16 13:18:28

Dexter Morgan, Vin Diesel, and Brock Sampson. I think I am good.

MonteCarlo876 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-16 16:19:55

Tyrion, Angolina Jolie, C/ Jack Sparrow... A dwarf, an anorexic adoption-crazy freak and a pirate with that weird twitchy hand thing. Oh, wonderfull

sterlingwing |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-21 18:28:45

Nancy Botwin, Sephiroth, and Jon Stewart...Hmmmm.

DeathLord |
210
points | Submitted 2012-06-11 05:59:38

Sheldon Cooper, Captain Jack Sparrow, Chuck Norris.

The last one ensures my survival. I win.

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210
points | Submitted 2012-06-15 02:41:34

Dude, fuck yes: - Dexter Morgan - Chuck Norris - Batman

I'm so winning this :D

furbyjs |
210
points | Submitted 2012-06-15 17:20:20

I don't know who this Jack Bauer guy is, but I'll take the hulk and Jackie Chan.

MrKarate |
210
points | Submitted 2012-06-16 14:15:28

i got olivia benson, natalie portman, and vader. sexy hoes and asskicking broes.

konaloke14 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-24 22:44:19

Best team ever: Dr. House, Darth Vader, Chuck Norris.........I WILL SURVIVE!!

kristingueng |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-03 19:28:17

spiderman 50 cent, ari gold :D not bad.

Awsmgynick |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-13 18:06:24

I took my shirt off so I would have bender :p

Joeee357 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-16 10:18:07

Walter white, clint Eastwood and Gordon freeman

bob127 |
0-1-2
points | Submitted 2012-09-17 12:05:37

well i'm fucked i mean i have iron man and walter white but i also got kim karashan so yha i'm fucked

Joeee357 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-11-05 12:13:33

Just feed Kim to the zombies when theirs to many and it will give you time to escape

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210
points | Submitted 2012-09-23 22:15:48

Oooh yay, Walter White, Dwayne Johnson, and fucking Batman!!

thedude |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-26 23:53:48

So, Tyrion Lannister as stealth member Darth Vader as heavy support Aaaaaand Skrillex as emergency bait

j053al |
210
points | Submitted 2012-10-06 01:06:45

FUCK YEAH! Natalie Portman + Bender + Nancy Botwin?.

pvtvito |
210
points | Submitted 2012-11-06 18:02:15

Nancy Botwin Batman Clint Eastwood

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210
points | Submitted 2012-11-27 10:55:09

Walter White (Breaking Bad), Batman, and Doug Stanhope.

philisawesome |
210
points | Submitted 2012-11-28 20:32:43

Darth Vader, Walter White, and Chuck Norris... I am one lucky person

Lawlnet |
210
points | Submitted 2013-01-19 23:02:50

Jack Bauer, Batman, Chuck Norris... Fuck you.

KitsuneLenali |
210
points | Submitted 2013-02-02 15:02:04

Sheldon Cooper, Superman, and Tom Brady. Well, at least Superman would be handy.

R0TMASTER |
210
points | Submitted 2013-02-05 14:03:34

my team was looking good till the end dexter gordan freeman, obama

Dragoon |
210
points | Submitted 2013-04-13 16:21:05

I got Sheldon Cooper (AWESOME) Sephiroth (MEGA AWESOME) and Clint Eatwood! I'm set because I'm a strategist. No dying for me!