Who's Your Zombie Apocalypse Team?

wow... i actually got a decent team from one of these for once: nancy botwin (badass), lebron james (zombie foder), batman (asskickingmofo)

Tyrion Lannister, GORDON FUCKING FREEMAN (spelled wrong in post), and THE MUTHAFUCKIN' ROCK!

SUCK IT PEEPS!

I am really excited about my team. Hell Gordon Freeman alone is enough... if he had his crowbar? Gameover zombies...

Tyrion Lannister could rock running through vents at lightspeed when necessary to unlock new rooms etc.

The Rock may be cheesy, but fuck what anyone says, Dwayne Johnson seems like a pretty stand up guy. Not to mention he could lay the "smackdown" on some zombies.

Lil Wayne, Ari Gold (no idea who that is) and Iron Man.

I think with Iron Man I'll be alright. I don't think zombies can chomp through metal, and I'm sure he'll make me a suit too!

Ari Gold is Jeremy Piven's character in Entourage.

Still don't know him lol. Not seen Entourage. I should google it but I'm lazy

Just know that it's Jeremy Piven. And, if you still don't know who the actor is, watch the movie PCU. PCU is on my "recommend to everyone ever" list.

Is it a good team (minus Lil Wayne)?

Ari Gold is an awfully motivational person capable of bending arms and getting shit done, which would be instrumental in acquiring equipment and reorganizing societies in the new world. Lil' Wayne, in spite of his public appearance, is actually an awfully intelligent person and capable of pulling people under him because of his mass appeal. Iron Man is awfully self-explanatory. He would be instrumental in physically rebuilding and keeping important technological resources on line, as well as being very capable of reconnaissance in his suit. The only problem with this, though, is that Iron Man succumbed to the T-virus in Marvel Zombies and could be a liability because of his heroic tendencies. Once he gets bit, you're all kinda fucked. It's a bit of a toss-up, but I think your odds are good because Iron Man would likely need another hero to infect him.

Ah, so I'd be the weak link.

NO! I can make them sandwiches! Men loves sandwiches!

Or... ya know... Have sex with them.

... I'm not gonna put what I originally thought in here... Use your imagination for that.

But you're right.

Dexter, Louis CK, Iron Man.

Wow, I've got Dr. House, BATMAN, and Scarlett Johansson. I think we're set.

Sheldon Cooper, Peter Griffin and Justin Bieber... ooh dear

Hahahahahaha....At least you'd have humor.

Can't argue with dying laughing.

Dude same birthday, except I had Batman.

Cal Lightman, Lebron James, and the Hulk.

Lol... I wonder if the Hulk is resilient to zombie bites and infection... I hope so cuz my plan is just to ride on his shoulder while he smashes his way through everything.

River Tam, Bender, and Mike Tyson. I think I'm good.

Lil Wayne, Ari Gold and Captain Jack Sparrow. I guess the 3 of us will have good times making fun of Lil Wayne's music.

Darth Vader, Sheldon Cooper, and Kim Kardashian? The Force, brains, and sex?

WOOHOO!

Dexter, Batman, awesome! wait... snooki.... shit.

ari gold, skrillex, and bender!!! i win because i got bender!

HOUSE!!! i win instantly, Jack Sparrow FUCK YEAH!!! nicki minaj..... fuck i lost

darth vader. enough said.

Nancy botwin, bruce willis, batman

Ari Gold, Scarlett Johansson, Gordan Freeman. I think I'll be good.

Tyrion Lannister (that guys survives everything), The Incredible Hulk (hulk smash), and 50 Cent (he will be killed off quickly by the Hulk). I can survive with just the first two.

Sorry guys, but I win hands down. Sheldon Cooper (super genius)... Batman (billionaire, fighter, badass)... Kim Kardashian (gotta repopulate the earth somehow)

Jack Bauer, Darth Vader, Chuck Norris. survival is guaranteed.

jack bauer nicki minaj and cap'n jack sparrow. that would make a pretty funny movie lmao

Dexter, Chuck Norris and Iron Man.

Unbeatable I dare say.

I got the best one: Nancy Botwin, Angolina Jolie, and fucking Darth Vader! Time to repopulate the Earth!

...That's gonna be one mad foursome.

House, Darth Vader, and Jason Statham. Someone to keep me alive, someone to repel the zombies with force, and someone to have sex with afterwards. Sounds good.

Dammit! I was pretty fucking excited to have River Tam and Jack Sparrow... And then Angelina Jolie joined in. What's she gonna do? Use her UN skills to make peace with the Zombies? We're fucked.

no, she will adopt all the zombies

I'm safe... I have House as a medic, Darth Vader as the asswhooper, and Kim Cardassian as my zombie bait!

I got stupid Tyrion and Skrillex but since my shirt is black and white i get batman and captain jack sparrow :D

Wait, if our shirt is multicoloured we get all the colours in it?

EDIT: Cause mine is red with black pokadots and that means I get Iron Man and Batman! HECK YES!

O: I want a Red and black pokadotted shirt :(

My Ladybird shirt :3 Yay being a girl and getting pokadot stuff!

damn my penis -.-

Yeah, you get strips and checks.

Dexter, Bender, and Brady...

Wish I was born on August 14th wearing a Red shirt.

Sheldon Cooper (The brains) Bender (The tank) The Rock (...The Rock)

...I guess that makes me the zombie-bait.

House, Captain Jack Sparrow, and Louis CK - I think I have a pretty good chance here.

ROFL...White shirt nov 24...Tyrion figures it all out..Captain Jack makes it happen...and Barrak sings us a song..EPIC

River Tam, Iron Man, and Mitt Romney... Well, at least we have someone to sacrifice to the zombies!

Sheldon (fml I hate him), Gordon Fuckin Freeman, and Snoop Dogg. 2 out of 3 aint bad, at least Snoop can summon Tupac for 5 minutes at a time.

Sheldon Cooper, Jon Stewart, and Captain Jack Sparrow...I'm gonna die....FROM LAUGHING!!

Sheldon Cooper, Justin Beiber, Incredible Hulk...fixed itself in the end.

Sheldon , The Rock AND Motherfuckin Sephiroth

Tyrion Lannister, Natalie Portman and IRONMAN!

Hands down best team ever Walter White, ima be high as fuuuck. Dave Grohl, Gonna be rocking out and then batman....fucking batman

House, Harry Potter, and Scarlett Johansson

That's a pretty solid team.

I feel pretty confident with them

What are you going to do when you need to repopulate the planet? ;-)

I'm sure I can think of something lol

Dr. Cal Lightman, Mike Tyson & Batman

This was great until I got to the birth date... Kenny powers, (fuck yeah) Iron man (Even more fuck yeah) and then.....Lil Wayne.... kill me now.

Just off lil wayne and you're fine.

I'll probably throw him to the zombies and let him die before I start shooting him. However he might be decent with a gun. If he sings I'm killing him immediately though.

He might be decent with a gun if he hadn't smoked himself retarded.

Completely true. Just going to push him into the zombies and be done with it.

Just say, "Sorry that YOLO *push*."

Dexter Morgan, Vin Diesel, and Brock Sampson. I think I am good.

Tyrion, Angolina Jolie, C/ Jack Sparrow... A dwarf, an anorexic adoption-crazy freak and a pirate with that weird twitchy hand thing. Oh, wonderfull

Nancy Botwin, Sephiroth, and Jon Stewart...Hmmmm.

Sheldon Cooper, Captain Jack Sparrow, Chuck Norris.

The last one ensures my survival. I win.

Dude, fuck yes: - Dexter Morgan - Chuck Norris - Batman

I'm so winning this :D

I don't know who this Jack Bauer guy is, but I'll take the hulk and Jackie Chan.

i got olivia benson, natalie portman, and vader. sexy hoes and asskicking broes.

Best team ever: Dr. House, Darth Vader, Chuck Norris.........I WILL SURVIVE!!

I took my shirt off so I would have bender :p

Walter white, clint Eastwood and Gordon freeman

well i'm fucked i mean i have iron man and walter white but i also got kim karashan so yha i'm fucked

Just feed Kim to the zombies when theirs to many and it will give you time to escape

Oooh yay, Walter White, Dwayne Johnson, and fucking Batman!!

So, Tyrion Lannister as stealth member Darth Vader as heavy support Aaaaaand Skrillex as emergency bait

FUCK YEAH! Natalie Portman + Bender + Nancy Botwin?.

Nancy Botwin Batman Clint Eastwood

Walter White (Breaking Bad), Batman, and Doug Stanhope.

Darth Vader, Walter White, and Chuck Norris... I am one lucky person

Jack Bauer, Batman, Chuck Norris... Fuck you.

Sheldon Cooper, Superman, and Tom Brady. Well, at least Superman would be handy.

my team was looking good till the end dexter gordan freeman, obama

I got Sheldon Cooper (AWESOME) Sephiroth (MEGA AWESOME) and Clint Eatwood! I'm set because I'm a strategist. No dying for me!