Shelved by: Horribly_Wrong on 2012-05-10
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"This is going to be Legen.. wait for it .. (drop a ton of lube and put on the funk) dary!" Then turn it into a giant orgy.
I'd be the only one there :|
And the caterers.
^ hahaha this guy.
my bad, ^this girl.
Much better :)
Tits or gtfo! Dammit, I'm sorry, I had a 4chan flashback. I always get my websites confused.
I love this concept of 4chan flashbacks, as if visiting 4chan is like being in the Vietnam War or something.
On second thought, it is pretty damn traumatizing isn't it...
I don't find it traumatizing, but I'm pretty numb emotionally, too. Like, the other day, I was on a suicide gif thread and didn't get phased by it. It's just weird knowing that no matter what you're looking at on 4chan, somewhere, someone is masturbating to whatever you're looking at.
It's just weird knowing that no matter what you're looking at on 4chan, somewhere, someone is masturbating to whatever you're looking at.
Hahahahahaha this is so true!
Lol, same here. However, now that I've read it, I'd have to show up and quote Bilbo too, if only for the caterers.
Brotha, you got two hands and they know how to party hard.
Usually I only need one for that.
Never underestimate the power of a good stranger (the opposite hand one, not the sit on your hand till it goes numb one).
Left hand's too dull in terms of control. It doesn't scratch the same way.
I'd be alone, so I'd just be lonely.
Remember, there's the caterers. If you play your cards right some of them might become your guests... if you know what I mean...
Just my hubby and me so it's like a date!
What, someone on the internet with morals and self control... Will wonders never cease.
maybe she's just ugly?
I don't know how many lovers I've had. It's not a huge number, but I never counted.
The thought of dragging myself through any of my past - high school / college reunions, working for a former company, going back to live in a house I'd previously vacated... I don't know why - I can't handle even the thought.... aaaggghhhhh!
Been there, fuck that.
"I'm happy you all could come. Except for my uncle and priest."