Kids these days...
| Shelved by: Hung-Brover on 2012-05-09
37 Comments:
Uuuuuurgh, where to start?
Agreed i stopped reading cause of the grammer
I feel like crying. My word, this cannot even be classed as English.
I managed to read it, somehow, and I think the average IQ would increase dramatically if someone went and shot them.
What I find amusing is that this isn't even the joke of it.
Right?And In the beginning I thought it was.Then I was all like "wow..."
It's not English language, it's the language of the common Chav.
I feel like an idiot now... I read it AND IT MADE ME STUPID!!
I feel like I just deciphered the hieroglyphics.
You were able to decipher it? Are you a wizard?
Here have a point - I laughed so hard this.
decipher is the only proper word to describe reading this
Dafuq i just read? oh wait, I COULDN'T. the should stay in school. with nuns. oh, those nuns...
yup. i posted it, and then i realized, oh no one is going to notice. .... and then i realize its the internet.
I just wish that people would have a little bit better grammar. Mine is not perfect, but come on!
all i have to say is my head hurts now
Well if they do cut themselves, the world's gene pool would be better off
Bad Grammar. Killing themselves because one of them is grounded? And I thought it was bad enough..
We'd be better off without her breeding. Maybe it would chain to the guy too.
I find this literally impossible to read.
Our future leaders of the world... we are sooooooo fucked...
I want to stab myself after reading that.
...how the hell do you pronounce "uy"? Sounds like she's saying "Ew" in Spanish. ( ._.) { ... )
Translation: Damn I had my phone taken away for three or four weeks because I misbehaved at school. pink: Oh my poor baby, what did you do?
Green: because I'm bad in school, but ill change that for you baby because ill miss you too much if I don't have my phone.
Pink: aw baby you shouldn't have done that, now I'm going to cry. sad face
Green: Aw baby don't cry, I'm going to be the best in my class don't worry, I'm going to do this just for you.
Pink: Oh no! I'm not going to be able to talk to you until you get your phone back, I wont eat or talk until you get your phone back. Great, now I'm going to cry all day because when I'm not with you I'm nothing.
Green: honey, you have to eat...
Pink: No! I'll cut myself just for you!
Green: Wow don't do that... If not ill stab myself!
Pink: Baby don't cut yourself, if you do I'll stab myself.
Green: now I'm getting mad, but I wont let it out on you. I'm giving my kisses to you baby.
Pink: But i need you! I wont do anything without you!
Green: okay but just don't hurt yourself okay.
Pink: I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!!!
Green: Don't. Cut. Yourself. *sad face
Pink: I have to I'm sad! I'll kill myself for you!!!1!!
Green: Okay i have to go, don't hurt yourself okay?
Pink: When can we talk again? I'll cut myself so you'll see how much I love you!
40 minutes later Green: hey... :l
Pink: what happened? :(
close enough, but instead of 40 min where you put it, I can see almost 24h between the last 2 texts. So it seems she did cut herself pretty good and passed out...way to go girl, please don't do that
oh oppsie, after a while my eyes where bleeding so much i could barely see xD
Wow you translated that whole thing I'm very impressed +5 internets to you
I read it fairly easily actually.
Okay....I'm not one to advocate suicide, but, wouldn't it be best if these two people never have children? For humanity, I mean.
I put this into Google Translate, and it failed to auto-detect the language as English.
