The Opposite of Winning the Lottery

The defining factors of winning the lottery are that there's a 1/n chance of winning and that winning is very good. The opposite of those defining characteristics would be something with an (n - 1)/n chance of happening and being really bad. Like your pet dying.

It's just a "really good" vs. "really bad" thing. It's a joke.

But someone's slightly wrong on the internet D:

Hahahaha. Pure gold my man.

I find it amusing as you're more likely to be struck by lightning than winning the lottery.

Upvoted for clever title

I second that motion

I thoroughly enjoyed the title "The opposite of winning the lottery."

poor fella.

In retrospect, it was idiotic that I waited curiously for the photo to finish loading as if someone might have actually captured the moment the lightning hit this poor man's balls.