Tissues
| Shelved by: justburnit on 2012-05-01
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FUCKING MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK?
Off topic, but I also like how ghosts and UFOs are included as "miracles."
Each tissue is folded around the next one in the box, so that when you pull one out, the friction carries the next one with it.
It's actually really simple and not mysterious.
Once in a philosophy class at a public university an atheist professor told his students that there was no god. A student on the front row pulled a box of tissues out of his backpack, slammed them on his desk, and pulled out a tissue, causing another to pop up.
"Then who keeps the tissues popping up?" he asked.
The professor laid down his chalk and sadly walked out of the room, and all of the students believed in God.
Like if you're going to heaven.
As a Christian, I lol'd. I liked the flourish of slamming them down. Very dramatic prose.
O'Reilly; FUCK YEAH!
