This one is for all you religion freaks that think you know your religion.

| Shelved by: Laither on 2012-05-01
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Deckard |
121110
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 11:56:38

I agree with the irony of the pic, but no need to be so mean in the title :-(

Laither |
10-1
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 12:30:45

I get so sick of it though. Can you blame me? Everyones all like "well God this and God that" but in truth they know nothing about their religion.

Meadock |
432
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:15:02

I could have sworn I heard somewhere that religion was originally meant to be a personal thing. So technically, you can do whatever you want and still say you're religious and or adhere to a particular religion even if you aren't 100% of the same beliefs and practices. Things don't have to be absolute.

Laither |
-2-3-4
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:19:14

^If we were friends on facebook I would UNFRIEND you! that's right. I went there. Just kidding.

Meadock |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:27:32

Awe I wuv u two!

Laither |
10-1
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:29:32

lol

qfxggdjt |
10-1
points | Submitted 2012-05-03 11:55:04

A religion is a grouping of people with the same beliefs that follow a structured belief system...you can believe whatever you want but if you subscribe to a religion you're saying you believe what they believe.

renarddevious |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 23:19:26

Yeah, sorry to claim to know anything about the religion that I practice. I guess I should take some pointers from you, since apparently you could correct my personal faith.

Maybe I should just stick to grammar.

*Everyone's

animegx43 |
0-1-2
points | Submitted 2012-05-02 01:13:15

I also see the irony of someone who doesn't like overly religious people, and yet know such a specific part of the bible.

ihavetwoshoes |
543
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 11:57:27

Most are cherry-picking hypocrites. Use verses that support their prejudice/personal agenda and completely ignore verses that apply to them.

This is a good example

Laither |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 12:31:35

I agree.

ghght |
1098
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 12:22:52

All right. When it comes to religion (real life or internet), I keep my opinions to myself because it's no one else's damn business what I believe, but JUST FOR THIS POST I am going to talk about it.

I am a member of the RCC. Anyone who interpretes the bible word-for-word is not going to get anywhere. I'm not about to go stone my brother because he put cucumbers next to tomatoes in our garden last week. It's been a long ass time since the bible was written, so you have to excuse it for being unable to LITERALLY apply to every day life anymore.

You know what Leviticus says a few lines below this? "Any person who curseth his mother or father, must be killed." No priest you seek advice from is going to tell you to go ahead and kill your kid for being the tiniest bit rebellious.

I have three tattoos. I sin, too. It's kinda the whole reason Jesus died for us. I go to church every Sunday and ask for forgiveness for the stupid shit I do. The church isn't a museum for the perfect, it's a hospital for the broken.

I honestly don't judge what other people believe. You guys could all form a religion that basis itself on the fact that we are all descendants of tyrannosaurus rex's, for all I care. I really, really dislike it, though, when people bash the RCC when really THEY don't know what's going on.

RANT OVER. I now seal myself up and will no longer be speaking of religion related subjects. And I apologize thoroughly for probably starting an argument on here.

ghght |
432
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 12:23:36

In other news, that was MUCH longer than expected. Whoospie.

Laither |
10-1
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 12:33:07

I'm agnostic just saying.

ghght |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 12:35:07

I do not have a single problem with that. =)

Laither |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 12:35:33

yay

ghght |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 12:37:16

Hmm... I sense sarcasm.

Laither |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 12:38:17

No,no sarcasm i just left out my exclamation mark. I'm kidding. Yay!

Laither |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 12:38:59

*I'm not kidding. I biffed out there i was actually smiling and saying YAY!

ghght |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 12:45:24

Haha, either you're the sneakiest asshole on the entire internet or genuine. And since I like to think the best of people, I'm going to go with genuine.

Laither |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 12:49:40

Yay!I'm genuine and slightly insulted at the asshole comment but oh well.

ghght |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 12:54:25

Noooo! I said either OR. I decided that you were NOT an asshole! Don't be offended... now I feel bad.

Laither |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 12:56:30

Meant possible asshole comment sorry i was talking on the phone at the same time. I'm sorry you feel bad now! :(

ghght |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:01:09

I feel like we've spent this entire conversation misunderstanding each other, lol.

Let's start over: Hi! I'm Jill. It's nice to meet you.

Laither |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:03:32

Hi! I'm Jack(was that what was meant?)Nice to meet you to!

ghght |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:06:09

LOL, are you asking if I was making a Jack & Jill joke? I wasn't, haha. That, genuinely, is my name, but the fact that you went there just makes this a million times more hilarious.

Laither |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:07:18

LOL, well in that case I'm Chris.

ghght |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:14:01

I think we just participated in a modern interpretation to one of Shakespeare's plays.

Laither |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:15:23

How so?

ghght |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:21:01

Just how we kept on misunderstanding each other and assuming what was not true. I meant one of his comedies, not a tragedy.

Laither |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:21:51

He didn't like writing tragedies and i do see what you mean now lol

ghght |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:27:12

I wouldn't enjoy writing a tragedy, either.

Laither |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:30:48

No, I suppose i wouldn't either. But i wouldn't enjoy writing a romance either:to sappy.

ghght |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:37:23

Excellent point. I would not enjoy that, either. I would just be yelling, "OH SHUT UP ALREADY." To my own characters.

Laither |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:38:21

Right?I hear that just keep on preaching lol

Ahkilleww |
543
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 15:02:24

I didn't read any of these I just liked how far the reply tab went over and went up and down.

Laither |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 15:47:18

what?

Laither |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 15:47:29

What?

Ahkilleww |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 16:01:16

its fun going up and down watching the reply tabs get bigger and smaller

Laither |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 16:02:40

Oh, I totally know what you mean. It is isn't it?

romanticbliss |
432
points | Submitted 2012-05-02 02:19:30

i read this whole thread. yay for genuine people! ^^

analman7 |
10-1
points | Submitted 2012-05-05 21:19:33

Anal.

Laither |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-08 10:16:58

Wow there buddy, to much info!

DeathDark |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:06:11

Aw... you refused the argument initiation.

Though I am curious as to how you decide what parts of the bible should be taken literally, and which parts should not.

ghght |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:24:27

Sorry =(. If you want to argue about it with someone else, by all means go at it! haha

And to answer you question: To be honest, I sat here and outlined exactly what I, personally, take literally and what I don't, but it got to be really long and I could just FEEL an argument coming on. SO to relate to this post only I'm going to say: I generally do no take Leviticus literally. There's a lot in there that simply does not comply with modern times.

ihavetwoshoes |
432
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:32:34 (Edited)

"a lot that simply does not comply" implying there's any?

DeathDark |
10-1
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:43:26

If what you do and don't take literally can't be defined in groups (like, this book, but not this book, etc), then you are simply choosing based on what you feel is right and wrong, showing that you are more moral than the bible.

ghght |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:53:29

This is my last post on this for now mainly because now I have real like errands to run, but also because I did say I wasn't going to argue. However, since you had asked a question and I was answering it, DeathDark, I'll reply:

I've got to say I disagree with you on that point of grouping the books into agree or disagree. Nothing is that black and white. BUT if you look here it might help you to see what I meant. =)

DeathDark |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:57:44

Oh. Well, if it's just a big book of metaphors, that makes it even less useful, but I digress.

Laither |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:33:32

Well it is to be said that Bible is hearsay(written by man and not just one)therefor i think none of it should be taken seriously. Religion is a coping skill created by man.Nothing more.Nothing less.The Bible is just an accessory.

ghght |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:39:16 (Edited)

Yeah, part of my post was going to be about how I view it as more of a giant book of metaphors....

Laither |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:40:43

yes!

ihavetwoshoes |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:50:48

Not really, mostly cause we agree with him. :/

DeathDark |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:40:34

That's the most informed thing I've heard you say. Good job.

Laither |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:55:48

Aren't we supposed to be arguing? kony religion, politics something?

DeathDark |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 13:58:12

I dunno, I think he thought we disagreed or something silly like that.

Laither |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 14:00:46

Oh.What a hater.

ghght |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 18:16:28

She*

DeathDark |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 18:49:25

My apologies.

ghght |
432
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 18:56:56

No need to apologize. You had no way of knowing.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
432
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 16:15:23

What gets me is that there are religious people who see certain aspects as absolute rule, such as the fact homosexuality is wrong, but ignore other aspects of it.

It's like... A girl saying to a gay that they're wrong and they're going to hell, etc, because the Bible says so then going out, having unprotected sex, getting pregnant then having an abortion and then saying "oh, well the Bible is just a guideline".

It's either a guideline or it's exact, you can't have it both ways. You seem to sit comfortably that it's a guideline, which is the same as my Catholic friends and family (I should say Christian, but they're all Catholic anyway, despite the fact we're in a Protestant area). In fact, all of them say the Bible is full of contradictions, and they view it that it's written by Man but still believe in God as that's their view. Who am I to tell them not to have it?

BTW, what does RCC stand for? It stands for multiple things in the UK but I've never heard it used for religion.

ghght |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 18:18:00

Roman Catholic Church. I was too lazy to spell it out.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 18:47:58

Of course it meant that. I don't know why that didn't occur to me.

Hello, I'm an idiot, have we met before?

ghght |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 18:56:20

Ha, it's all good. I have a moment like this at least once a day.

renarddevious |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 23:26:25

I find myself identifying more with the Latin American Catholics that sculpted liberation theology... I don't think there's a denomination in all of Christianity that would let my Christianity fly, ha ha.

stickybutton |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-03 09:11:58

best quote, "The Church isn't a Museum for the perfect, it's a hospital for the broken."

Kudos to you my friend

apk |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 23:09:15

Jesus had a marking of the name of his Apostles on his body. Which are tattoos. Irony.

Laither |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-02 10:46:17

This seems to be my most popular picture...

apk |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-02 02:14:04

Read up one post.