White People Be Crazy

How come when we try to do something black people do we look like utter retards whilst they look the pinnacle of cool.

I've come to the conclusion that it's excessively hard for white peeps to be cool and black peeps to be dorks.

Of course!

Also, we snap our fingers when we dance.

just to add to overall dorkiness.

why do they look like they're crying or is it just me who sees that?

Being tortured?

I do the Irish kick :D

Is that the one where you cross your arms and kick forward? I was thinking that is a stereotypical "Russian" dance.

I have no idea. I'm part Irish and I kick when I dance apparently.

I'm part Irish and I do all the stereotypical white person dance techniques.

I throw the elbows, I snap my fingers, everything.

Honestly... it's pretty awful.

lol--sounds awesome to me :-P

Video or it didn't happen

River Dance

I can't move my head, arms, or hips, but below the waist I'm a rockin' Gaelic sex machine!

"What are you doing?" "Watching the stock market; drinking an import. What are you doing?" "Watching the stock market! Drinking an import." "Whaaaaaaaa!" "Whaaaaaaaaaaaa!" "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

What can I say, we're just that awesome.

steve urkel. that is my response to black people not being able to be dorks

What are you talking about? Steve was a badass player

Clearly, he is a cool dork!

Which makes him awesome.

(although, I did say "excessively difficult" not impossible.)

Dance like no one's watching.

I think there might be a litle surprise butt sex going on in the back... (Dark blue shirt and light blue shirt guys)

The more I look, the more I see a lot of surprise buttsecks.