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Dying to know what the torn off ones were...
I can't read the last three or so. They're out of focus and it messes with my vision.
"Your calendar's days are numbered," and "I break into song if I can't find the key." I cannot read the last one though.
The last one reads "A dyslexic poet writes inverse".
http://i.imgur.com/0HJp0.png This has all of them.
Too much pun-ishment.