Reasons I don't grow a beard

Sad but true.

sad that you will never be interesting

I make up for it by never wearing a shirt. Or pants.

Hahaha, I laugh at you pansy beardless men.

No need to be a dick...I have no control over whether or not I'm able to grow a beard

Uhhh clearly you need to start wearing more flannel and chopping down trees.

Duh...

I wear grips of flannel, and camping is one of my favorite hobbies...If I could grow a beard I wouldn't cut it 'til I died

I haven't heard anyone use the word "grip" in that fashion in a long time. It made me really happy that you did.

Always remember: http://www.lolbrary.com/post/5927/its-the-beard-on-the-inside-that-counts/

i dont have a beard, i have a goatee, does that make me a pansy?

No, but it doesn't make you burly.

fine ill grow a beard!

This is great. I was just bugging my 32 year old buddy about it the other day. Hes really self conscious about it.

im sitting here stroking my beard hahaha

Haha me too

I'm learning how to make facial hair :3