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Bah dum tish!
Sounds like he got pretty close to getting a Darwin Award.
No, you only get a Darwin Award if you kill yourself from stupidity. I think he was close to possibly castrating himself, but not killing.
Which is why I said he got pretty close. Who knows...that could have possibly killed him. It could have gotten all infected, died, rotted off, and he could bleed out. Stay open to the possibilities, Nixie.
The Darwin awards now include people who castrated themselves unintentionally as a result of sheer stupidity.
Well...they have effectively become sterile and thus their genes may no longer be passed on. Close enough.
They turned off the dog's bollocks! The bastards!
I don't know why this made me laugh so much...
You get a darwin award for removing yourself from the gene pool. Which includes destroying your ability to have sex.
I'm pretty sure it use to be just if you end your life. Have they expanded the category now?
They have. One winner was a cajun frog hunter who replaced a burnt fuse in his truck with a loaded .22 shell on the way home, which worked until it overheated, went off, and blew his balls off.
lol poor chap XDXD
Wow... that's almost impressively stupid.
The Darwin Award definitely includes people who survive, but lose the ability to procreate.
Can't stop laughing at "they are now completely hairless." I don't know why.
That whole bracket bits had me in giggles. Just the whole "I almost castrated myself but it did exactly what it said on the tin!" vibe to it XDXD
this awesome motherfucker had me rolling from the first sentance
I LOL'd hard at this!