Noah Caught 'Em All

¬__¬ Except pokemon aren't real.

Despite the life size Gyarados.

allow me to use my background in religious logic: AAAAHHHH YOU CAN'T PROVE THEY AREN'T REAL AAAAHHHH!!!!!1

Well, that changes everything

Can't argue with such concrete details.

The caps locks further empathises his argument. It's flawless.

you know how obnoxious it is when christians believe literal interpretations of the bible? Its comparably as obnoxious when non-christians do the same thing. Christians who unyieldingly believe the bible is to be interpreted literally are morons; so too are those who follow the same fallacies to discredit an entire religion.

-this observation that I just made will bring peace to all and quell the never-ending battle between the equally moronic and intolerant assholes who use the internet as a platform to squabble about insignificant points of a much bigger, overall, unobtainable knowledge.

Take this message, children, and spread it to the world! -i am not a christian

I'm going to go find a Christian to argue with now. I have a few in mind... My dislike for religious nuts went way the fuck up today.

I'm here! Let's RUMBLE!

I'm agnostic.

I dislike that chart. What about those of us who just don't care?

you don't have to fit on the chart. for example, there's apatheism and ignosticism, both of which are fine by me. :)

Same, unless someone tries to convert me, in which case I own them through logic and leave them so pissed off it is untrue

Guys, Guys, keep it funny and politically correct we don't want 9ass here.