I'm with Prof. Farnsworth on this one

| Shelved by: FatTony99 on 2012-04-22
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Is anybody else completely disgusted with people like this?

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palmtree |
212019
points | Submitted 2012-04-22 07:09:12

The Bible does actually mention a few creatures that sound like dinosaurs in Job. Not only that, but it also doesn't list EVERY single creature God created. She's just all around stupid.

TriadicRose_1 |
151413
points | Submitted 2012-04-22 07:23:10

This is my thought as well, the bible doesn't name every animal ever, are they therefore satans minions?

themohawkninja |
876
points | Submitted 2012-04-22 08:53:46

Yet nothing that is described in Hell, actually sounds like anything real.

palmtree |
210
points | Submitted 2012-04-22 20:27:26

Apparently this is the case, yes.

dogmaster113 |
-8-9-10
points | Submitted 2012-04-22 11:01:32

No, the bible does not list every creature, and I believe you're talking about the leviathan that's mentioned, but don't you think something as big and terrifying as a dinosaur would be mentioned?

INmySTRATEjaket |
131211
points | Submitted 2012-04-22 11:05:27

The Bible was written by mortals, who, at the time, had never seen the fossils, which weren't unearthed for over another 1000 years. I highly doubt they would have known the dinosaurs existed.

Space_weasel |
654
points | Submitted 2012-04-22 14:37:55

You sure it wasn't a fax from heaven?

SkyBrigidRain |
543
points | Submitted 2012-04-23 03:41:05

Thank you for displaying logic and reason in this circus of stupidity!

TriadicRose_1 |
321
points | Submitted 2012-04-22 19:11:39 (Edited)

I don't remember the bible ever really mentioning the predators that could be dangerous to man as a side note, why would dinosaurs get special treatment?

Play4cynic |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-07 01:42:37

There are few possibilities that creatures such as dinosaur did in fact exist. I would say it is safe to say these creature are extinct today and look nothing like the creatures you see in museums. We all know man would never kill all of a creature that exists if it posed a threat or had something highly treasured.

larrybberry |
210
points | Submitted 2012-11-08 16:48:03

He may be referring to the Leviathan, but whats to say the leviathan isn't a dinosaur?

Tpf |
543
points | Submitted 2012-04-22 20:47:27

God does go into details on some of the creatures - there's like a whole page about a hippo

INmySTRATEjaket |
654
points | Submitted 2012-04-23 13:09:36

That's most likely because the discovery of hippos was rather new to Judeo-Christian society and there was still a bit of fascination with them.

SkyBrigidRain |
210
points | Submitted 2012-04-23 03:39:09

Fucking DUH!

Lirali |
121110
points | Submitted 2012-04-22 13:16:05

I end up more sad than disgusted. Sad for their kids, and how much wonder in the insanely awesome and unknowable universe they're going to miss out on by believing ONLY in the things explicitly mentioned in a document written by people who lived 2000 years ago. Before Galileo, before Newton, before Einstein. Before Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking. Before the Hubble telescope, and before Neil Armstrong.

It just makes me so sad those kids will never look up at the sky and go "Holy shit this place is awesome."

SkyBrigidRain |
765
points | Submitted 2012-04-23 03:43:31

I see what people like this idiotic woman are doing as a form of child abuse. Also, try googling "religious programming" That is how the idiocy spreads.

val3ntinus |
11109
points | Submitted 2012-04-22 14:01:06

I guarantee she has no idea what the bible says about anything.

palmtree |
543
points | Submitted 2012-04-22 20:26:13

I know, right. If you're going to claim a belief in something, at least know what it says.

SharkDiver88 |
765
points | Submitted 2012-04-22 18:04:46

people like her should not be allowed to raise children. they should be removed from her home and placed into foster care.

Brace_Yourself |
654
points | Submitted 2012-04-23 00:13:33

They especially shouldn't be able to adopt like this crazy bitch has...

Brace_Yourself |
543
points | Submitted 2012-04-23 00:12:41

Those kids don't stand a chance in the real world...

analman7 |
987
points | Submitted 2012-04-23 00:34:16

The bible was written as a compilation of books and short stories meant to better peoples lives by example but there contents are strictly fictional, including its "creation of man" story, it was never meant to be taken as a fact. Also, anal.

giantpenguin87 |
432
points | Submitted 2012-04-23 11:32:59

there are so many people in my hometown that are just like her. and lirali is right, this is more sad than disgusting. i feel sorry for her kids. :(

bad_id3a |
321
points | Submitted 2012-04-24 12:09:39

People like this make me sad for humanity.

stuffiebear |
0-1-2
points | Submitted 2012-05-03 13:05:53

hello there, i'm an atheist (^-^)/)

Trollbait |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-10 14:20:05

You came... to the wrong comment thread lol

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10-1
points | Submitted 2012-05-07 01:52:43
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FrumundaMabalz |
210
points | Submitted 2012-10-18 23:22:31 (Edited)

god was a dinosaur and jesus was a zebra. mary was a squirrel and joseph was a brick. peter was a bowl and matthew a blue suede shoe. why am i the only one who understands the bible's metaphors and allusions?