How to make the world's best sandwich

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primorcian |
464544
points | Submitted 2012-04-21 21:53:26

i think my mouth just came ...... i didnt even think that was possible

LMPYAH |
11109
points | Submitted 2012-04-22 07:26:26

ohhhh gohhddd me too

hannah |
1098
points | Submitted 2012-04-28 04:30:12

OH MY FUCKING JESUS.

Bosrobot |
765
points | Submitted 2012-04-21 23:42:38

I think i just had a stroke from just looking at this.

Kalidian |
161514
points | Submitted 2012-04-21 23:51:08

This looks fucking delicious, but what did he do with that third steak?

dogmaster113 |
222120
points | Submitted 2012-04-22 00:30:36

He ate that shit. It was the only appropriate appetizer to this most manly sandwich of sandwiches.

uskerd |
654
points | Submitted 2012-04-22 01:52:59

I think when he said "then the other steak" he meant both. But I agree that the third could be eaten. Hell eat the third steak for lunch and let the sandwich sit a couple more hours for dinner.

ShadowSpectre |
543
points | Submitted 2012-04-22 12:00:16

He had a 4 hour wait, he had to have eaten it

Bobby1312 |
-5-6-7
points | Submitted 2012-04-22 06:01:19

I fuckin spew up!

TriadicRose_1 |
987
points | Submitted 2012-04-22 09:49:44

Mother of Sandwich

durpdurp0204 |
432
points | Submitted 2012-04-22 10:13:05

How the hell isn't this thing a mess of soaked bread? What is your secret, sir!?

Lirali |
543
points | Submitted 2012-04-22 13:26:53

If you use really good crusty bread, the bread has enough substance not to completely fall apart. Also, a lot of the "juices" is just fat, so as the sandwich cools the fat reaches room temperature and solidifies (or at least turns more of a butter consistency). So no actual moisture.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
432
points | Submitted 2012-04-22 17:10:37

Ewwwwwww congealed fat....

Lirali |
654
points | Submitted 2012-04-22 23:26:45

That's what butter and margarine is. Solidified fat. DELICIOUS.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
210
points | Submitted 2012-04-23 06:11:45

From meat it's lard though! Butter is from another process and margarine is vegetable fat.

But when it's all meaty and there's a huge layer of it (no doubt) or it's all soaked into the bread... Ewwwwwwww

Lirali |
432
points | Submitted 2012-04-23 13:07:25

I wasn't saying that the meat juices were butter--I was saying butter is a solidified fat. I'm not saying I'd want to eat a ton of fat, but from the picture, it doesn't look like there's a lot!

Nixie-the-Pixie |
10-1
points | Submitted 2012-04-23 14:26:05

I know, but to me there is a lot of difference between butter and lard (in fact, in the UK we don't really have lard). They both may be solidified fats, but two completely different types

Sorry, fats from meat products really make me feel sick. It's from working in Burger King... kdjglkhf sorry - no way for me to describe it lol

KidTested |
321
points | Submitted 2012-04-22 11:30:52

That is one compact ass sandwich... Imagine how many calories there are in each bite!

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-7-8-9
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wisp |
876
points | Submitted 2012-04-22 17:11:41

Get out of here with your logic!

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-3-4-5
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wisp |
543
points | Submitted 2012-04-23 02:17:59

Noooooo! This is the Lolbrary not the Makeyoupukewithmylogicbrary! Quit it!

Nixie-the-Pixie |
432
points | Submitted 2012-04-23 14:30:37

To be honest, images like these make me want to puke more...

ironicstatement |
210
points | Submitted 2012-04-22 23:13:11

From what I saw, he only used two of the three steaks. What happened to the third steak? Did he have it as dessert?

blastermaster11 |
432
points | Submitted 2012-04-24 22:35:49

He ground it up and sprinkled it on bacon flavored ice cream.

cornellwestside |
210
points | Submitted 2012-04-28 19:59:34

lmfaoo

blastermaster11 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-04-30 14:29:59

You laughed your ass off twice???

cornellwestside |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-05 09:28:08

indeed sir both but cheeks

blastermaster11 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-09 20:01:50

Damn. Good luck sittin from now on bro.

bad_id3a |
432
points | Submitted 2012-04-24 12:28:08

Fuck what I was gonna do with the rest of my day, I am making this now!

blastermaster11 |
321
points | Submitted 2012-04-24 22:35:30

Sounds like a damn good day.

ihavetwoshoes |
0-1-2
points | Submitted 2012-05-23 13:12:26

So disgusting.

Deleted |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-30 00:17:22

omigod, aweosme!!!

meatman |
321
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 06:23:49

that looks fucking delousioushious

FogOfMist |
321
points | Submitted 2012-08-08 13:40:05

Made this for my neighbor their faces Priceless

Biff |
210
points | Submitted 2012-12-19 22:55:48

Be better if he actually cooked the meat.

FrumundaMabalz |
210
points | Submitted 2012-12-26 11:50:10

one day

godpk30 |
321
points | Submitted 2013-01-08 05:12:35

WAIT WTF MINDBLOWN OF IS IT POSSIBLE FOR IT TO GET THAT SMALL

yocharrlotte |
321
points | Submitted 2013-02-11 18:46:22

My heart hurts when looking at that.

AshleyRhiannon |
321
points | Submitted 2013-03-06 12:31:37

Mother of god...