Shelved by: MoistYoshi on 2012-04-21
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Fun Fact: Three Toed Sloths are truly pathetic creatures, but only because evolution made them so. They are nearly deaf and blind, and the never travel much faster than 10 meters per hour as a way of appearing as part of the scenery. Because they move so slow, they can survive off of a few leaves a day. Their reflexes are so slow, don't give a fuck so high, and hearing so poor, that if you were to fire a magnum 2 feet away from their heads, they wouldn't even flinch.
Sleeps all day, doesn't have to move far to get food, scared of nothing, maximum level of doesn't give a fuck...
Pathetic? You just described a creature that WON EVOLUTION.
My thoughts exactly! Apparently your response doesn't get you an A in biology though...
Living the dream!
I'm gonna take my time kickin' your ass.