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So much win, that gif is
Penis man shall save you!
Penis Man has no legs, Penis Man needs no legs.
I laughed too hard at this.
For some reason I always read your name like "Bulimama."
Awww, this appeals to my maternal feelings for all Lolbrarians!
i always read it at "bulimiamania"
way off i know but my mind plays tricks on me
I read it as "bulimia".
And just when I thought amputee porn had no place on the Lolbrary.
It's how merman have sex.
damn I instantly saw what it was instead of a penis -_-
Reminds me of that old anecdote.
A man walks into a clinic and says: Doctor i need you to amputate my penis.
Doctor says: Ooookay, well if you're sure.
He says: I'm sure.
They prep him for surgery and the nurse says: Why would he do that?
So she takes his pants off, and sees a giant cock, or Just Right penis. She says: Doctor don't cut it off! It's perfect! Cut off his legs instead! I'll marry him, and carry him around if needed!
Doctor cuts off his legs, and when man woke up says: We cut off your legs instead, but don't worry the nurse is willing to marry you and will carry you around.
The man replies with tears: Oh god why? First i couldn't get it up, and now i can't get up myself.