For the Love of God

Someone fetch me my shotgun and my shovel. There is work to be done.

I've got a tarp, a bath tub, and hydrochloric acid waiting in my truck.

Excellent.....

Everything is coming together perfectly

I'll bring the cups and drinks... And maybe some chips

Can I come? I have a a car battery that I am dying to put to good use

Wait, didn't we learn from Breaking Bad that it's not a good idea to dissolve someone in a bathtub?

D: What happened?

The acid ate through the bathtub in the upstairs bathroom. And then the floor.

Technically, you're supposed to start with lime(spelling?) in the tub, because it won't eat through the calcium of the tub, then bury them with the HCl.

I wanna be a part of this!OOH OOH PICK ME CAN I GO!?lol

I've got a few acres of abandoned logging trails out back. I think I may be of assistance should you so desire. Have a mini-excavator and back-how as well.

Yes please. Also, are you any good with a hacksaw?

Hacksaws are boring. Chainsaws are more fun. Set up my plastic sheet booth and I'll be right over. It's going to get a little messy.

I have a jigsaw (as in, the electric saw, not the puzzle)

We can put whatever through the rock hound. If you don't know what that is, it's an attachment for a skid-steer. It consists of a cage, a thick steel rod, and many smaller steel rods attached to the larger. This spins inside the steel cage for the purpose of ripping rocks from the ground at a jobsite where you are putting in a new lawn or some such. Though we have chainsaws too if you want to be barbaric about it.

I read and upvoted this whole conversation.

Longer answer - there are no poles and the earth is flat. The water does fall off but then it continues to float through space. At this time, our disc-like planet orbits in a two dimensional vector eventually "catching" the water back into the other "pole".

Seems legit

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

It kind of made me giggle...but then I felt bad because it was like laughing at someone for being handicapped :(

Ahh the public education system's finest

*baffles and infuriates me