Mother of god...

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Bulmilala |
210
points | Submitted 2012-04-18 18:33:33

There's a German word, too! Tränken!! But you wouldn't use it for people, more for animals.

Riokan |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-13 09:42:47 (Edited)

even then we don't really use it cause it to simlar to "ertränken", the german word for drown.

Daxter101 |
210
points | Submitted 2013-05-23 13:49:19 (Edited)

There is a Greek word, too! Ποτίζω!! But you woulnd't use it for people, more for animals, but most usually for plants, exactly like "water" when used as a verb... Wait a minute... It exists :D

EDIT: Scratch that. "Water" as a verb is used ONLY for plants, whereas "ποτίζω" is used for pets or animals as well. Well, Greek IS a superior language! (Mwhahaha! Patriotism to the max! ("Patriotism" is a Greek word too! evilface))

Nixie-the-Pixie |
432
points | Submitted 2012-04-18 18:36:08

It's clearly not necessary. We say "have a drink" or "I gave them a drink"

POOP5 |
987
points | Submitted 2012-04-18 18:37:19

I refuse to have to say a phrase when I should have a word that means the same thing!

Meadock |
191817
points | Submitted 2012-04-18 18:40:58

Screw it...just say you watered somebody. I don't think plants will get angry if we apply that word to animals. :)

ArnoldPalmer |
321
points | Submitted 2012-04-18 18:42:34

I think I'm going to start doing this.

Meadock |
543
points | Submitted 2012-04-18 18:48:46

And if someone says that doesn't apply to juice just tell them you'll juice them.

ArnoldPalmer |
1098
points | Submitted 2012-04-18 18:49:24

I've definitely been beer'd before.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
432
points | Submitted 2012-04-18 18:53:00

Actually, you can also use that word for giving an animal water :3

Meadock |
210
points | Submitted 2012-04-18 18:59:00

Ok smarty pants...keep it up and I'm going to water you and or juice you. Take that.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
321
points | Submitted 2012-04-18 19:09:53

I know a lot about the English Language...

Which is rather pointless to know tbh... woo useless skills!

Deleted |
1098
points | Submitted 2012-04-19 02:46:34

should just milk her instead lol

LibertariansFTW |
210
points | Submitted 2012-04-19 09:42:31

I'm pretty sure this is actually proper, in old English.

rmiller79 |
321
points | Submitted 2012-07-28 17:58:48

When I used to go to my GPs farm, we called it "watering the livestock".

Nixie-the-Pixie |
876
points | Submitted 2012-04-18 18:43:55

But you don't say "FED!" when you've given someone food, you say "I fed them". As it stands, "fed" is not limited to the usage of feeding someone else. You also say it when you've eaten "well, now I've fed I'll make costumes". You also use it to say something like "I'm fed up" - that has nothing to do with food.

Also, the term "fed" suggests you're feeding something, not sharing food. I for one do not say to my friend "I'm going to feed you" or "it's feeding time" (though I might now cause it's made me laugh) I say "lets get food" or "time for food".

Thus, a word for giving someone a drink is rather pointless.

POOP5 |
321
points | Submitted 2012-04-20 21:49:43

I SHALL STAND MY GROUND!

nah, you're right.

onetoughcookie |
654
points | Submitted 2012-04-18 19:05:01

Wait, wouldn't it just be "hydrated."

As in "I hydrated that man."

Nixie-the-Pixie |
543
points | Submitted 2012-04-18 19:11:20

Not sure if you gave him a drink... Or sprayed him with water...

niceguy |
543
points | Submitted 2012-04-18 19:16:17

That just sounds naughty.

pitythestupid |
210
points | Submitted 2012-04-18 21:23:45

thats what i was thinking. if you give someone a liquid, they are hydrated.

Falcon_D_Storms |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-09 21:09:52

Unless the liquid doesn't hydrate. Like rum. Then you're dehydrating them.

pitythestupid |
321
points | Submitted 2012-08-10 14:33:49

or, if the liquid is molten metal, then youre murdering them. hoorah!

Falcon_D_Storms |
321
points | Submitted 2012-08-10 23:03:55

MURDERMETAL

pitythestupid |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-11 19:54:53

YES!!!

cam3corey |
321
points | Submitted 2012-04-18 20:10:14

It has been noticed before, there's many examples, they're called Lexical Gaps, such as a word meaning "eating even though you're full because the food is good" I forget what language it is, but it exists.

copper |
432
points | Submitted 2012-04-18 22:42:49

I'm learning so much on the lolbrary today.

cam3corey |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-20 23:15:35

Vlogbrothers on youtube, you learn without caring.

copper |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-25 00:21:19

See also: Khan academy.

reaumejo |
654
points | Submitted 2012-04-18 21:45:43 (Edited)
MoistYoshi |
543
points | Submitted 2012-04-18 22:18:54

New word to me. I like it. Now I shall go sounds smart to someone else!

FreeT |
210
points | Submitted 2012-04-19 15:43:59

About bloody time an English literary enthusiast put this debate to bed!

Bardock |
432
points | Submitted 2012-04-19 16:17:36

Good find, however, the meaning in this context is the same as "quench" - To satisfy a thirst. You don't slake or quench a person, you slake/quench their thirst or craving. The equivalent of I will feed Bob would be I will slake Bob's thirst

JHL1 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-04-22 21:02:29

Did you not read the definition you linked? "Slaked" does not mean what cam3corey described. The proper word would be "binge". As in, "I was binge eating".

mtmama |
210
points | Submitted 2012-06-15 10:06:59

There is a word it's just not used much anymore it's "SUCKLED"

mtmama |
210
points | Submitted 2012-06-15 10:08:09

Also the word WATERED is used - as in I watered the horses.

morrisj005 |
10-1
points | Submitted 2012-11-17 20:23:35

watered, watering, water. Doesn't work with juice.

BoodaSRK |
210
points | Submitted 2013-04-11 18:39:54

I shall quench you.