Top 20 Useless Superpowers

Are you referring to the 75% levitation? I think the joke is that it isn't evenly distributed on your entire body. But rather 75% of your body levitates and 25% doesn't (which is why all of his body is "flying" except for the part of his leg that is touching the ground). Thus none of him is really levitating since obviously he's being supported by the 25% section that is in contact with the ground.

However 1 second super strength could still be useful. A lot of feats don't need more than a second. Need to punch a hole through a guy? Done. Need to punch down a wall? Done. Need to throw a car (not lift and hold but just grab and immediately throw)? done.

After I said that, I realized that entry was there, too. And without more details, some of the other powers could be put to use, just not to as much use as others.

If you could harness, then refine the two hair ones, you would never need to shave again. Perfect hair forever, wherever.

i think invisibility at night is pretty awesome. You could get away with so much at night. "Well im gonna get to bed. Wait a second, I don't remember having a floating nightstand..."

seducing hats? I play Team Fortress 2 a lot. sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.. I would LOVE to seduce hats!

some of these are absurdly great. "summon a lamp... once"

I wouldn't mind instant hair loss... just so long as I could control on what part of my body. >_>

what about the ability to grow your finger nails

the one called summon a lamp,ryan higa would love :D

I would love to be able to invisible in the dark. That would be fucking epic.

Up yours I want control remote control

revive bugs would make you a god on an alien bug planet