The funny thing about paintings of Adam and Eve

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undead |
11109
points | Submitted 2012-04-10 14:16:28

Boom headshot

Shroom207 |
432
points | Submitted 2012-07-11 17:08:40 (Edited)

"God created Man in his own image.

...so does God have a belly button!? Mother of... you know."

Im not for sure about that, the bullet missed by about 5 miles somehow.

undead |
-3-4-5
points | Submitted 2012-09-11 13:01:12

What the fuck are you talking about, I have never heard that god has a mother so you might need to look over your "facts". This so called god was not born so why would he have a belly button.

Shroom207 |
321
points | Submitted 2012-09-11 21:12:53

Im sorry, but are you mentally retarded? When did i say God had a Mother? But i dont understand why it matters. He just came into existence around the time it all started. E.G Before the Big bang. Who knows maybe were just all Characters in a video game... And hes the Player. Or maybe hes a interdimensional Being. Nobody knows understand? Your asking the wrong questions.

Bosrobot |
0-1-2
points | Submitted 2012-04-10 15:22:25

I have no idea what is goin on here

tenorjock |
432
points | Submitted 2012-04-10 15:46:23

Superficially, the problem is that belly buttons are a scar remaining from the detachment of the umbilical cord, and since Adam and Even were fully-formed in their adult form, they would have no trace of such a scar. So the answer is no.

Jay |
654
points | Submitted 2012-04-10 16:04:22

I agree with your explanation, but the "answer is no" to what question?!

Bosrobot |
432
points | Submitted 2012-04-10 18:42:41

Well, this painting definately wasnt made when adam and eve were formed. It is merely from the imagination of the artist believing what he thought adam and eve looked like. But dayum, that was a good explanation you had. It kept me staring at my belly button for a couple minutes... I will never look at my belly button the same way.

Legendary33284 |
321
points | Submitted 2012-04-10 21:52:45

And the Bible wasn't written when adam and eve theoretically were formed. So it is merely the imagination of men believing that the story of adam and eve, that they made up, is the origin of man. :)

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10-1
points | Submitted 2012-07-06 17:42:31
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BoodaSRK |
987
points | Submitted 2012-04-10 20:27:04

God created Man in his own image.

...so does God have a belly button!? Mother of... you know.

WalterWhite |
543
points | Submitted 2012-04-11 06:03:02

Since the concept of god is a human creation. God can have whatever you want him/her/it to have :D

RPsandwich |
876
points | Submitted 2012-04-11 10:06:47

God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates Man, Man destroys God, Man creates dinosaurs...

BoodaSRK |
654
points | Submitted 2012-04-11 10:16:33

Dinosaur eats man, woman inherits the Earth.

Good movie.

Shroom207 |
321
points | Submitted 2012-08-29 02:52:50

Why does that sound so close to the truth? Were at the, Man Destroys God stage...(Which is Atheism) Then the Man creating Dinosaurs is Science..... Your creeping me out.

Anatidaephobian |
210
points | Submitted 2012-11-28 19:16:16

What about his creeping you out?

forcemaster07 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-04-13 04:43:42

Yes he does

ofthebull |
10-1
points | Submitted 2012-04-10 17:14:51

Epic observation! Where's your god now?!

ironicstatement |
321
points | Submitted 2012-04-10 18:30:51

I wondered the same thing when I watched 'The Matrix'

jamkro |
321
points | Submitted 2012-04-10 23:37:45

Haven't you all realized it yet? There is no "god."

Plong94 |
321
points | Submitted 2012-04-12 21:21:37

Haha Adam has a small dick

Shroom207 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-01 17:41:06

Wow, i am absolutely baffled that someone would actually care about this and make a argument out of it. You people are fucking retards.

It would be like saying just because we dont have photos of the big bang it it never happened... It really dosen't matter.. God will be God.

giantpenguin87 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-11 15:00:03

I don't think that's the argument being made here. I think the image is just supposed to point out an oversight by the painter. No worries. :D

Shroom207 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-12 20:27:55 (Edited)

Eh possibly your probably right. But then i saw another post saying.. "God created Man in his own image." Think about it. I no longer the see the point in this picture. I think im just overeacting.. I think the reason i got so angry is because of everything saying otherwise on the whole umbilical cord situation. Like God created Man in his own image... Its just that how could you overlook such a thing?

giantpenguin87 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-13 10:33:22

Yeah it's just silly. :)

waynetaber |
10-1
points | Submitted 2012-08-28 02:36:13

Shroom... You are apparently easily baffled as attested to by your childish language. To your way of thinking anyone questioning the religious dogma with which we, as children, were indoctrinated (that means brainwashed to you) is "retarded". Quite the opposite; those who demand evidence are intellectually superior to such as you. Take heart however; it's never to late to re-acquire the natural curiosity you once had as a small child.

Shroom207 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-29 02:47:53

Well then where do i start with you? Ok first off i have a huge curiosity for one thing. Second of all i am not untelligent. Im very close to getting my degree in Astronomy. My Dad is a Volcanologist. Just because one does not question everything that does not make that one untelligent. And for the record you can quit talking like that, doing so does not make you smarter, it only makes you appear smarter in an a illusion to anyone reading it. So in all honesty im not going to hold whatever you believe in against you. All that i wish for to learn is what a opinion is. I really honestly cannot believe your levels of narrowmindness and close mindness. Honestly though i can understand why you dont believe, because of the lack of evidence. It really is hard to prove such claims. I just hope you stop having that extremely, deadly ignorant nature before its to late. Infernum est questus longe, differta propter vestri generis..

animegx43 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-07 22:10:56

MINDFUCK!

UltimaFortuna |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-21 06:54:12

Adam has no dick lol

Dumbfuk |
210
points | Submitted 2012-10-05 20:36:55

Adam sacrificed a rib to create rib, and not a scar? and how it is evenly matched? which gave me a question, do women really have an extra rib than men?

Anatidaephobian |
321
points | Submitted 2012-11-28 19:16:45

WHY HAS GOD NOT COMMENTED ON THIS PHOTOGRAPH IS THE REAL QUESTION.

Shroom207 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-12-08 17:42:42

He would probably much rather avoid the attention so he hasen't.

Anatidaephobian |
876
points | Submitted 2012-12-08 19:29:24

I doubt that God would avoid attention. Also... *Hasn't

Shroom207 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-12-12 06:49:13

Well for starters which God are you referring to? The User God or the Christian God? Or something else? Also secondly..... "Also... *Hasn't" Friend, your barking up the wrong tree, hahahahahaha.

Anatidaephobian |
987
points | Submitted 2012-12-12 09:06:31

My barking up the wrong tree indeed. And God the user, not any ambient being

Anatidaephobian |
987
points | Submitted 2012-12-12 09:06:38

PERIOD.

Shroom207 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-12-12 13:31:35

No, please go elsewhere, i suggest the bathroom.

Anatidaephobian |
987
points | Submitted 2012-12-12 13:32:14

So my response is witty and educated. Poop.

Shroom207 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-12-12 13:35:21

xD Zaxlkish yikmuy bewr zewrty poius?

Shroom207 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-12-12 13:12:00

Awwww i see, thats what i was assuming. Anyways in that case it actually makes sense on why He wouldn't post here. This post is Anti-Religious, Him posting here would be like someone signing up on a Satanist Forum under the Name Jesus.

Anatidaephobian |
1098
points | Submitted 2012-12-12 13:13:20

I like how educated your ass is today