Things Men Would do if they had a Vagina
Shelved by: Meadock on 2012-04-09 | Source
32 Comments:
I think the number one thing they would do is freak the fuck out.
I would go fuck myself when someone told me to, or whenever....
lol...they'd say it and you'd be like, "Ok...no problem." Like it ain't no thing :-P
I've seen some posts about guys not being able to find a girl's g-spot which puzzled me. It's really not hard to find guys come-on. I'm not trying to be a badass, it's seriously easy.
What self respecting guy would want to be a woman? If I woke up with a Vagina, I wouldn't want the urge to flick the bean or pray for tits to go with it... I would cry and rampage my house till I find my manhood back!
"If they woke up with a vagina for the day" is the caption. It's nothing to do with wanting to be a woman. The tits bit is just cause guys like to play with them, and, hey! if the downstairs have magically rearranged themselves for the day then why not?
Crap you're right... Then the day I get a pantie valley will be the day my girlfriend summons the desire give me road head (close enough, I'm gonna go drink)
On the flip side, if I had a penis for the day I would pee standing up
AND THEN LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP SO GUYS WITH VAGINAS CAN FEEL THE IRRITATING IT IS!!
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If I had a vagina for a day, I would simply put the toilet seat back down and take a piss. Dafuq is so difficult about that. We have to put it up, so why can't women at least put it back down for themselves.
Lets looks at it in these terms.
Male pee: stand and pee. Female pee: sit and pee.
toilet seat up 1. Toilet seat down 1.
Male poo: Sit and poo Female poo: Sit and poo
Toilet seat up 3, toilet seat down 1.
Thus it makes more sense to put the toilet seat down after you urinate, as 3 out of 4 times it needs to be down anyway.
And it also looks "nicer" that way. If you're really 'posh' you'll also put the lid down, though I'm not so fussy about that.
or you could be like me.. pee with the lid down.. if it sprays a little.. oh well leave it there for the next bugger ;)
its much easier to flip the lid down then having to put it back up every time.. Lid up i say
That logic will get you nowhere, my friend.
2 Situations:
Situation 1: Lid Seat Up
Male = pee... Female = put lid seat down. pee.
Situation 2: Lid Seat Down
Male = put lid seat up. pee... Female = pee.
Everyone has equal parts. No bitching. No complaining. Everyone is happy. Now shut the bacon up.
I love all the controversy this picture has brought to Lolbrary.
Closing the lid keeps your shit germs from being propelled into the air. Nothin' posh about it.
No it doesn't.
I watched Mythbusters. No matter what you do poo particles get EVERYWHERE!
What I do to end the argument every time... Put both lids down! now everyone loses and stops being lazy women, because in Soviet Russia toilet sits on you.
I distrust down toilet seat lids... Years of finding something lurking in the water has left me suspicious.
Look before you back up- it helps in the bathroom and driving a car.
As a person taking driving lessons, I look a lot. And then stall as I try to pull away...
The toilet can be rather hard to escape some days.
when I take a shit, i put the seat down. I know to put the seat down because I looked. Women can choose. I can piss with the seat down or leave the seat up when im done. Im not gonna lift and then put it back down. one or the other ladies
Just don't pee on the damn seat. We had plumbers in to replaced our boiler (or "furnace") and they bloody pissed on the seat. They were in our house for 3 hours.
I was not impressed.
If you had a penis for a day, your aim would not be as great as you think. It took us a few years of practice of both normal and competetive peeing to master it and not hit the sides.
But, then again, if men had a vagina for a day, we would NOT remember that we have to sit down. And pee while standing anyway, splashing everywhere.
Also if i had a vagina for a day, one thing that i would want to experience - Period. I'm masochistic, plus i wish to be able to relate. And write an ultimate guide to male Period =)
