Hellish Aussie Creatures
| Shelved by: Bulmilala on 2012-04-04
20 Comments:
This would've been a better picture for blanket octopus http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-C7c25oc71EY/Twptuep-rRI/AAAAAAAAAOE/VuuFMqT-tnk/s1600/Blanket+Octopus+2.jpg
I dunno--this one looks more like a blanket than that one.
Yeah but If I saw the one in my link, I'd full out shit myself. I'm talking poo rocket by uncle outhouse level brown pants factor.
I have to agree, it's much more terrifying. Though the one in the post is small.
and im moving to australia why?
Damn Nature, You Scary!!!
didn't read comments before posting....you win this time sir.
Now I know why they sent all of Europe's criminals there... get rid of them faster...
TL;DR
Fuck Australian animals
DAMN AUSSIE-NATURE....YOU SCARY!
That's why Aussies are tough bastards. We have another Jellyfish, the Irukandji, that is less than half an inch across, but has tentacles up to 3 feet long and it can shoot stingers into its victim with poison that is 100x more powerful than that of a cobra.
Whilst rarely fatal, they can cause your heart to stop in under 20 minutes. Whilst suffering patients have been known to beg doctors to kill them and get it over with. Even if you survive, it may take 2 weeks to recover.
Just to prove that the Jelly fish was the cause of these symptoms, an Aussie grabbed one and stung himself, his son and a life guard just so they could confirm the effects of the poison ...
Dumb ... but tough bastards.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irukandjijellyfish http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irukandjisyndrome
Oh yeah, and we have an duck faced, egg laying mammal that hunts prey underwater, with its eyes closed, by sensing the electric currents in the victims muscles. The males also have spikes on their back legs that contain poison that can kill a dog or incapacitate a human...
Australians are the most manly people known to have ever lived, officially
Everybody jokes that in times of nuclear war, Australia will not be touched.
Australia is the one that needs nuked for fucks sake!
Omg why are there people over there
Burn them before they lay eggs.
So-when when can I go to Australia?
